The Jets suck (merged)

monarchsent · Dec 13, 2010

Ny vs pats.......pats win

monarchsent · Dec 13, 2010

Jets fans sucks

Haley · Dec 14, 2010

A little song for jets fans to sing (to the tune of How do you solve a problem like Maria)

How do you solve a problem like Mark Sanchez?
How do you teach him how to throw a pass?
How do you find a way to deal with Sanchez?
An interception! A fumble again! That ***!

Many a thing you know you'd like to tell him
Many a thing he ought to understand
But how do you make him throw
And not completely blow
How do you not wish he'd gotten canned?

Oh, how do you solve a problem like Mark Sanchez?
If only he'd practice throwing instead of getting tanned!

reflexblue · Dec 14, 2010

It must SUCK to be a Rats fan.

WinstonSmith · Dec 14, 2010

Finally - scientific proof that the Jets suck.

Yahoo answers the question - Do the Jets suck?

Do the New York Jets suck? - Yahoo! Answers

If it’s on the net it must be true…

TheGodInAGreyHoodie · Dec 14, 2010

This morning I went into the bakery and noticed the girl behind the counter was wearing a Dolphin's cap. So I asked her "for an apple Mark Sanchez."

Her response was "a what?"

I said "an apple Mark Sanchez."

A huge smile came over her face and she handed me an apple turnover.

Sundayjack · Dec 15, 2010

Mike the Brit said:
What's new in Jets-Suck-Land?

Nothing new. We're just into another phase of the familiar cycle. Having won the pre-season Superbowl, boasted and bullied their way through a series of games while ignoring contrary evidence, they are now starting into meltdown, which is the bit that the Jets fans (secretly) enjoy the most.

They're like those women you know who go from one disastrous relationship to the next. Oh yes, he's the one, everything they ever wanted, it's love, love, love -- excuse us, we've heard it all before. But soon enough they're on the next phase where they weep and moan and have their girlfriends tell them, yes, he really is a b*st*rd -- all that suffering and all of that attention!

True, there are some great Jets fans. I think that Gunnails and SundayJack look on their Jets fandom as a kind of inevitable affliction that they make the best of and I honour their steadfastness and good humour. But the rest of them -- a bunch of drama queens.

http://www.patsfans.com/new-england-patriots/messageboard/10/710226-melt-downs-jets-boards.html

Affliction - as good a word as any.

I'm also a 17-year Red Sox season ticket holder, and a life-long fan. Until fairly recently, I'd get a spit-roasting by my two favorite teams about ten months out of the year.

TheGodInAGreyHoodie · Dec 16, 2010

"Play like a Jet"

I think Rex Ryan made a huge mistake in telling the team "To play like a Jet" in the pre-season.

It is almost a foolish as Chan Gailey telling his team "to play every game like its the super bowl" What the Bill's head coach should tell his team, is "play every game like its the AFC Championship Game"

What exactly does "Play like a Jet" mean.... a brief summary thanks to CHFF....

1969
The start: 7-2
The finish: 3-3 (including playoffs)

1972
The start: 5-2
The finish: 2-5

1982
The start: 5-1
The finish: 3-3 (including playoffs)

1985
The start: 5-1
The finish: 6-5 (including playoffs)

1986
The start: 10-1
The finish: 0-5

2000
The start: 6-1
The finish: 3-6

2004
The start: 5-0
The finish: 5-6

2008
The start: 8-3
The finish: 1-4

2010
The start: 9-2
The finish: 0-2 … so far

For more details....

Cold, Hard Football Facts.com: Another scary ride on Gang Green Airlines

MassPats38 · Dec 16, 2010

Re: "Play like a Jet"

Good stuff. At least the Jets are consistent, in a bad sort of way.

DarrylS · Dec 16, 2010

Re: "Play like a Jet"

First thing that comes to mind are lyrics from, "West Side Story"

When you're a Jet,
You suck all the way
From your first goddam snack
To your last twinkie of the day.

When you're a Jet,
If the shyt hits the fan,
Blame the team up north,
it is better than being a good sport!

Then you are set
With a capital J,
Your morals you will forget
with a goddam snack
Until your dying day...

sieglo · Dec 16, 2010

Re: "Play like a Jet"

^^ Well done.

Tunescribe · Dec 16, 2010

Found this on JetsInsider.com. Hilarious.

363839 · Dec 16, 2010

Re: "Play like a Jet"

When you're a jet, you're a Jet all the way from your first cigarette to your last dieing day....

ctpatsfan77 · Dec 16, 2010

TheGodInAGreyHoodie said:
This morning I went into the bakery and noticed the girl behind the counter was wearing a Dolphin's cap. So I asked her "for an apple Mark Sanchez."

Her response was "a what?"

I said "an apple Mark Sanchez."

A huge smile came over her face and she handed me an apple turnover.

:rocker:

Patstopia · Dec 16, 2010

Re: "Play like a Jet"

The Jest always have a good season that is followed by fan craziness the next season predicting a SB. Unfortunately for these band wagon fandom the following season always seems to be worse and the fandamonium that follows causes the firing of the coach and the 'rebuilding' of the team again.

WinstonSmith · Dec 16, 2010

How many Jets does it take to change a light bulb?

Answer: At least 4.

Santonio Holmes tries first but gives up after realizing that he would also have to remove the light fixture.

Rexy tries next but gets distracted by the smell of bacon and wanders off in search of a snack.

Sanchez is up for the challenge but winds up screwing it in the wrong hole.

Westhoff finally screws the bulb in properly and later during a radio interview blames the Patriots for the first 3 failed attempts.

Tunescribe · Dec 16, 2010

WinstonSmith said:
How many Jets does it take to change a light bulb?

Answer: At least 4.

Santonio Holmes tries first but gives up after realizing that he would also have to remove the light fixture.

Rexy tries next but gets distracted by the smell of bacon and wanders off in search of a snack.

Sanchez is up for the challenge but winds up screwing it in the wrong hole.

Westhoff finally screws the bulb in properly and later during a radio interview blames the Patriots for the first 3 failed attempts.

More:

LaDanian Tomlinson is asked to join in the team effort but refuses because he's too "classy" for such a menial job.

Braylon Edwards tries but drops the bulb.

Woody Johnson asks why they can't just play in the dark.

TheGodInAGreyHoodie · Dec 16, 2010

Uncle Rico · Dec 16, 2010

Whoa. Did other threads just get merged into the legendary "Jets (suck)" thread? I feel like its purity had been compromised!!!

Keyser Söze · Dec 21, 2010

No fanbase in sports has a worse persecution complex than these idiots. When they lose, they'll be no less than 10 threads about how the refs cheated them out of the win, the media is against them, and how the Pats get all the lucky breaks.

Talk about mental disorders, must be something in the water...either that or the effects of inbreeding are taking its toll.

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