Carlin "I’ve found the best way to shop at the supermarket is not to have eaten for a while. Couple of days. Work up a good ol’ appetite. And then smoke eight joints, take five hundred dollars, and go to the supermarket! You’ll buy everything, man. ‘Canned cans! Just what I need! [plunk!]’ And the good things—the things you really like—you buy two of them, ’cause you know you’re gonna eat one of them as soon as you get home, man! And you keep going, and after a few aisles, you know, you’ve been overdoing it! You’ve got a motorcade of carts. Road guards, reflector rain coats, everything, man. Did y’ever notice that when you’ve spent too much money in the supermarket, you have to return some of the expensive items; and in the supermarket you put things back…anywhere! ‘That don’t matter. Put the ham in with the coconuts. The Brillo in with the bacon bits. They don’t care. They’ve got guys who straighten that stuff out, Marge. Guys with purple fingers, come around at midnight, and in the morning, everything is back. The mystery of the supermarket."