Better ways to spend $35M than on Goodell's salary

[jmt57]

This is one of the dumbest tweets I've ever seen:


Fantasy football and social media are the main reason why the NFL grew in popularity, thus revenue.

I'm not just saying this because I hate Goodell, but to credit him with the league's growth is absurd.

This is a textbook case of confusing causation with correlation.

It's like saying that because when I wore a blue shirt the Patriots won but when I wore a gray shirt they lost, the blue shirt caused the Pats to win and the gray shirt caused the team to lose.

 

[PATSYLICIOUS]

Using it to buy fur coats for hawaii natives

 

[Joey007]

Donate it to the Joey007 beer money fund?

 

[RelocatedPatFan]

This is one of the dumbest tweets I've ever seen:


Fantasy football and social media are the main reason why the NFL grew in popularity, thus revenue.

I'm not just saying this because I hate Goodell, but to credit him with the league's growth is absurd.

Do you think Goodell used his own money to make this guy say this or the league's (whether real or in the way of favors)

 

[Froob]

Gridiron Greats Assistance Fund | Retired NFL Players

Wounded Warrior Project

The Mary Kay Foundation: Shelter Grants at Work

I've heard Wounded Warrior is a scam. CEOs steal most of the money. Hard to find legit charities these days. I usually donate my money to these guys, great guy runs it

 

[ThatllMoveTheChains!!!]

 

[Joker]

Use the money for Joe Kerr's defense fund...I don't think I need to elaborate

 

[woolster22]

Step one, buy all surrounding properties of 2 prouts Neck way up in Maine.

Step 2, install obscenely large underground "oil" tanks, preferably tunneling under that dbags house. Bonus points for extra thick tank material.

Step 3, fill said tank with jet fuel, or some other highly combustible medium.

Step 4, pour concrete "protection" for said tank to direct blast at 2 prouts Neck way, and protect the integrity of the neighborhood in the event of an unforseen event leading to am explosion.

Step 5, install am ignition source with remote detonation button in furthest bought up property.

Step 6, fill said property with booze, snow bunnies, and party favors.

Step 7, send our own "Joe Kerr," confidant of his choosing to occupy house and keep watch for Roger Goodell's presence....

 

[Koma]

This is one of the dumbest tweets I've ever seen:


Fantasy football and social media are the main reason why the NFL grew in popularity, thus revenue.

I'm not just saying this because I hate Goodell, but to credit him with the league's growth is absurd.

I was going to accuse this guy of being a shill for his employer, but he doesn't work for the NFL and I don't think he ever has. Why does the league, which diligently protects it brand, allow people, especially media people, to use their name in a Twitter name? If I create a Twitter account tomorrow, add "NFL" to the name and start tweeting about football, someone might think I'm associated with the league. It's an odd thing for them to let slide.

 

[TBR]

I was going to accuse this guy of being a shill for his employer, but he doesn't work for the NFL and I don't think he ever has. Why does the league, which diligently protects it brand, allow people, especially media people, to use their name in a Twitter name? If I create a Twitter account tomorrow, add "NFL" to the name and start tweeting about football, someone might think I'm associated with the league. It's an odd thing for them to let slide.

He's based in Denver and is likely a Broncos fan.

As we all know, weird things happen and come from Denver. Weed is also legal there.

So this all adds up.

Anyway, I agree with your post. I thought he was associated with the league as well.

 

[Ivan]

Hire a hitman to dispense with the commissioner of the NFL.


Provide the hitman with 100 chihuahua's but no food for them, don't worry, they will get to eat when they get really really hungry.

 

[Silver Blue&Red]

Donate it to the Joey007 beer money fund?

So how do we raise the rest?..

 

[Ross12]

 

[Joey007]

So how do we raise the rest?..

What rest?

 

[Silver Blue&Red]

What rest?

54 million isn't enough to keep me with the needed beer... happily anyway.

 

[Joker]

I got it...we take 350 million dimes and fill tube socks up. Tie them off so they are easily swung and then go out in force and "drop a dime" on Repugnantdell's skull. Later on they can name the leftover blood splotch on the sidewalk Goody's Gully.

 

[The Brandon Five]

700 million pieces of Bazooka gum?

 

[Joker]

"oh Lord..it seems Roger has gotten himself in a severely sticky situation! quick....bring in the flamethrowers!"

 

[PatsBoy12]

Pay my remaining student loans, pay of my car and hire the best snipers the rest of the money could buy to go Goode... I mean bird hunting.

 

[Tunescribe]

I'd spend the $35 million on an investigation to uncover indictable offenses for which Goodell could be prosecuted, convicted, and locked away for the rest of his phony little life.