Peter King sits down for an interview with possibly the greatest QB in history, asks him only THREE questions, and one of them has to be about Peyton Manning? I'm unimpressed.
"Tom, it's Pete. yeah, King. Yeah, the writer. No, SI. Remember how every year last couple of years I give that little bike thing of yours a little PR in my column?"
"Mmm ... yeah."
'Well, I've got this web site starting up, and I was thinking ... it would be great if you could, you know, thank me a little by helping me out the first week."
"Ummm ... really? Just before camp? I mean, I'm still on vacation, and Gi ..."
"No, look, it'll be simple. Just three questions."
"Um, well ... OK. That's fair. But look, I don't want to talk about, you know, the Hernandez thing."
"Hey, I'll throw you a couple of soft ones, but I
have to ask you that. I mean, it's not like you're really going to say anything."
"Uhhh, well, sure. Yeah, I can work around that."
"And look, I need to work in a little Peyton Manning. My sponsors are worried about my readers in the South and the Heartland and ... well, you know ..."
"Aw, man, come on ..."
"Pleeeeaaaassseee."
"Pfft. Well, OK. But King ..."
"Yeah, sure, anything ..."
"... Back off on Belichick, will ya ..."
"...Uuuuhhhh."