The annual: Top 5 Hated NFL Teams

[ausbacker]

1. Jets
2. Colts
3. Steelers

Not really fussed on the rest.

 

[PlainOldEd]

Jesters
Squealers
Dolts
Cowgirls
Fish

 

[NJPatsfan26]

Jest

Giants

Dolphins

Chargers

Steelers

 

[the wrothbroughterer]

1a) New York Jets

If I have to hear one more talking head jabber on about how Mark Sanchez is going to be a top 3 NFL quarterback and how LT improves their running game and that the defense is unstoppable I'm going to have stroke. I don't understand why every is lining up to slob Bart Scott's knob. I can't stand them, I want them to fail in the worst way. September 20th, please come soon so we can shut them down and watch that joke of a football team collapse.

1b) Indianapolis Colts

I hate Peyton Manning. I hate Dallas Clark. And if given the opportunity, I would light Bill Polian on fire for ruining football. We get crucified for stealing signals but he gets a free pass for dictating the league rules to benefit his organization. I hate that we have had such a hard time beating them the past few years. They have an awful defense that gets hyped up because apparently when Bob Sanders is able to get out of his wheelchair and throw some pads on, he's a god. I don't buy it

3) Baltimore Ravens

Between the complaining about how its too "hard to play the Pats and the refs" talk in 2007, and the incessant *****ing from Ray Lewis and Terrell Suggs last year about Brady being able to ask for calls from refs (that playoff loss hurts, too) this entire team can just fornicate themselves with a large, sharp instrument.

4) New York Giants

Super Bowl loss still hurts and in general I hate anything from the New York, New Jersey area.

5) Washington Redskins

No team with those resources should be that bad for that long. It's an insult to their fans and they are the blueprint of how not to run a franchise. I hope Kraft has been taking diligent notes on what not to do as an owner for the post Belichick/Brady era.

 

[Nikolai]

1. Colts - Nothing new to add here.
2. Jets - By virtue of Rex and the Clan Asshat he has assembled over there.
3. Ravens - No team whines more than the Ravens these days, including the Colts.
4. Cowboys - Arrogance without substance
5. Steelers - Some fans are great, and others are representative of the worst the NFL has to offer. Hines Ward IS a douchebag, the QB is a sexual predator, and Terry Bradshaw. Would be higher, but they make a great stepping stool to the Super Bowl.

 

[Nikolai]

i was over the giant superbowl loss in 20 min

Unless you were already halfway into a fifth...:wha:

 

[Frezo]

The Bills
The Bills
The Bills
The Bills
The Bills

 

[Triumph]

1. Jets
2. Steelers
3. Colts
4. Giants
5. Raiders

 

[Ice Cold Bruschi]

#1 Jets
#2 Colts
#3 Steelers
#4 Dolphins
#5 Chargers

 

[IcyPatriot]

1: Jets ... Obvious

2: Favre's Team ... whichever that one may be.

3: Mangini's team ... whichever that one may be.

That's it ... I'm not really a team hater type.

 

[Nitro]

Jets: never has a team won so big every single off season yet accomplishes so little every single real season. And now they have ladynian, the biggest whineass in the nfl.

Colts: The biggest whineass GM in all of the nfl

Packers: based completely on their horrid uniforms and their idiot fans sitting in the stands wearing .. cheese?

Chargers: unlike the jets, at least their team kicked some ass during the regular seasons so a little bit of ego is acceptable, but you know, merriman and lady "pure class" tomlinson.

I want to say the bills, but that would be based entirely on their fans. The team I actually feel sorry for. I don't even remember the last time NE lost to them. 2003?

 

[stinkypete]

#1 The Giants - I hate the Giants because they are boring. They're not very good. They're never very good. Yet, every week of my life, it seems that the Giants are the only game on the block opposite the Patriots. Every week I have to watch ELi Manning blow a 13 point halftime lead to Philly. It happens like 13 weeks a year. Oh, how I have always hated watching the Giants. I hate their uniforms. I hate Bill Parcells. I hate their freak wins and their ridiculous collapses. When I see kids in Giants gear I want to beat up their dads in front of them. I hated them the most before Super Bowl 42. Now it's stratospheric.

#2 The Dolphins - I hated the Dolphins before I became conscious of the concept of hate. My distaste for Dan Marino programmed me to despise Peyton Manning before I knew who Peyton Manning was. When I was 6, "Squish the fish!" was my favorite phrase. The Dolphins always suck, and they always manage to beat us in the stupidest of ways. They're soft, gimmicky, lucky. Barely even football.

#3 The Broncos - I can never place John Elway in my top QBs list because, until I reached adulthood, he was the textbook choke artist of professional sports. Sure, he had 2 really big drives...amid about 25 colossal collapses. Then Jake Plummer, the man with the mustache my mom taught me not to trust. It was practically emasculating to lose to him, over and over again, in 2005. I had to come to work the next day and it was hard to look people in the eye. I felt shamed. When we lost to McDaniels and the Cow Tail candycane throwback Broncos, some 60 old guy started smack talking me in a bar in Toronto. I almost smacked him. I hate the Broncos.

#4 The Colts - Like I hated the Yankess in the 90's, it comes with a grudging respect. The top 3 teams I hate for irrational reasons. The Colts, they earned it.

#5 The Bucs - Like the Dolphins, bad, soft Florida football. Their uniforms look like they were made out of all the colors in the Crayola box you don't use. According to football outsiders they ranked 39th in scoreability index last year. They've never had a good quarterback, not even in past lives. I hate watching them bounce from 9 to 4 wins every other year. I hate that pirate ship in their stadium. My girlfriend makes fun of me for liking football when she sees that stupid pirate ship.


As for the Jets, never truely hated them like most do. I just never respected them a a team. They're like the Mets. They scarred me once or twice, but have never proven in my life to be a real threat.

 

[patsinthesnow]

#5 The Bucs - Like the Dolphins, bad, soft Florida football. Their uniforms look like they were made out of all the colors in the Crayola box you don't use. According to football outsiders they ranked 39th in scoreability index last year. They've never had a good quarterback, not even in past lives. I hate watching them bounce from 9 to 4 wins every other year. I hate that pirate ship in their stadium. My girlfriend makes fun of me for liking football when she sees that stupid pirate ship.

Most interesting team I've seen so far. I almost forgot the Bucs existed, they have been that bad. They may be worse than the Rams.

LOL at the Crayola line, I agree.

 

[Deus Irae]

1.) Lakers

2.) Canadiens

3.) Yankees


Because some things cross all boundaries



4.) Dolphins - Until Parcells/BB, they were the evil empire of the AFCE

5.) Bears - Angelo, L. Smith, Martz and Cutler. What's not to loathe?


The Jets aren't on this list. They even suck at generating a sufficient amount of hate.

 

[PATSYLICIOUS]

1. Steelers - I've had to deal with their fans all my life. Can't stand watching that team win and seeing them happy. At the same time I have a ton of respect for the franchise itself minus the woman beaters(6 SB's and run very similar to ours).

2. Colts - Hate all the whining. Plus they are damn good as much as we don't want to admit. Since 2003 you can almost pencil them in for 12+ wins no other team has been able to do that. The year they finally fall off and don't make the playoffs (given this happens while Manning stays healthy and they won't have an excuse) will be a great year.

3. Ravens - Ray Lewis annoys me. So did all the whining after we beat them early last season. But what bothers me most is they always seem to win when I don't want them to ('09 wild card game, '08 late season when we were fighting for a WC spot, '08 @ TEN in the 2nd round who I thought would have beaten the hated Steelers, the year we had their 1st rounder they decide to win their division in the middle of bad seasons, etc.) and lose whenever I want them to win (every damn time they play the Steelers/Colts). They piss me off.

4. Jets - I don't even hate them as much as I should I guess, in fact I'm not sure I really hate them at all. They're the only team I could think of putting here. They just haven't won ****, and it's hard to hate a team that sucks at life. Rex's trash talking really doesn't get to me, it's just makes me laugh really.

5. Brett Favre - I couldn't think of a team to put here because I was already grasping at #4 so I'll just put the player that I can't stand more than any other.

 

[Mountain_Commando]

1. Colts - Face-sitting, playoff choking, media ballwashed, throw-teammates-under-the-bus gomer is the white knight of the nfl, while Brady is the villain. Got their only SB by overcoming OUR 24-3 lead thanks to the zebras. Need I say more?
2. Giants - Begrudging respect. make that EXTREMELY BEGRUDGING respect. Cost us THE most important game ever! But, they earned it. YEA THANKS TO ***ANTE BUTTERHANDS AND A FREAK CIRCUS CATCH AAAAARGH@#Q@$#*!!!
3. Jets - If you've ever been to Long Island/Jersey, this point needs no elaboration.
4. Steelers - B A N D W A G O N. Entitled, spoiled, obnoxious hicks. At least Bostonians have good reasons to be elitist, what with the history, culture, Harvard, MIT, Tufts, BU, .......
5. I don't care, this isn't funny anymore...

 

[PATRIOTSFANINPA]

1) Dolphins - Will always hate any team that is directly related to that as$hole Don Shula,not to forget Mercury Morris and his clowns and thier declared 2007 media war and disrespect against the Pats.

2) Jets - Never really disliked them until big mouth Ryan came aboard....without him my Jets dislike would drop quickly,However I always hated the Sack Exchange of the 80's (Both Gastineau and Klecko)

3) Steelers - I am 6 hours drive away from Pittsburgh yet they dominate the sports around here,even beating the Eagles out although Philly is just 2 1/2 hours south of my area - Pittsburgh fans are obnoxious and arrogant - The only respect I have of that team is ownership and how good they are at picking the right head coaches.

4) Colts - Much like the Steelers,they have great front office and a phenom GM who is dominant in successful draft selections over any other NFL team but you could also say he is a jerk as well...Peyton much like Favre loves the media spotlight and although I respect him as one of the greatest QBs in our time,I hate his guts as well

5) Cincy Bengals - Not any real reason to hate them other than the owner and F.O. will decide to take any player and sign him up despite any kind of criminal past they have and hoping they help the team..a team with no morals is a team hard to like.


Teams I don't like but don't mind at all...

Bills - Sure they are a divisional opponent but no team has given the Pats 2 wins every season for a decade like the Bills do almost every year - I expect 2 of the Pats 2010 wins will be Bills defeats again.

Saints - If I had an NFC team to root for its the Saints,not only are they a team full of character and class and a few good ex-pats as well on the roster,but they beat the hated Colts in the SB to seal it as the team that most Pats fans consider thier favorite NFC team.

Detroit Lions - I just feel sorry for thier fans who go every year to root for thier team and leave empty hearted - especially those fans that waste hard earned money on season tickets to watch thier team get blown out 6 of 8 home games.

 

[eagle eye]

2) Jets - Never really disliked them until big mouth Ryan came aboard....without him my Jets dislike would drop quickly,However I always hated the Sack Exchange of the 80's (Both Gastineau and Klecko)

Wtf did you leave the planet in the late 90's or something? Parcells, Curtis Martin and all that. How could you not dislike them immensely if you are old enough to remember Gastineau?

 

[Mike the Brit]

We do this every year ...

Let see your list and maybe I'll change mine if there is good enough reason but I doubt it.

... and every year it's the same:

(1) Raiders
(2) Raiders
(3) Raiders
(4) Raiders
(5) Raiders

No explanations. If you don't see it there's nothing I can do to help you.

Oh ... and the Jets suck!

 

[Pewsterbaby]

1. Chargers - for being the original empty wind bags that expressed themselves through the pop ghetto culture that celebrates everything that is Angelo Cromagnon and helps keep a whole class of people from truly helping themselves out of poverty by celebrating individualism, hedonism, misogyny, and ignorance.

Wow, quite the sociological analysis. Give that man his diploma and send him out into the real world. I LIKE it!