Reports/Speculation: Texans will pursue Caserio AGAIN after 2020 Draft/UPDATE - Rumor: He wants out

I'd bet all my bitcoins that Caserio wants to go to Texas.

Because otherwise we wouldn't see all this trade business being floated. Teams are sensitive about their PR we wouldn't be hearing this talk if he had no interest. How humiliated would Texas be after all this if they finally got word from him and he was like 'naw dawg, I'm good'.

I'd guess the tampering charges have merit and that we'll see a deal worked out that makes them go away and Caserio go to Houston.

Too bad Gaines was a racist son of a *****.

fnordcircle said:

I'd bet all my bitcoins that Caserio wants to go to Texas.

Because otherwise we wouldn't see all this trade business being floated. Teams are sensitive about their PR we wouldn't be hearing this talk if he had no interest. How humiliated would Texas be after all this if they finally got word from him and he was like 'naw dawg, I'm good'.

I'd guess the tampering charges have merit and that we'll see a deal worked out that makes them go away and Caserio go to Houston.

Too bad Gaines was a racist son of a *****.

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You slimey little ****! How do I know your bitcoins won't be worthless at any moment?

Wheelman said:

You slimey little ****! How do I know your bitcoins won't be worthless at any moment?

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Overall, I've cashed out a year's salary off of crypto. shhhhh

What is Caserio's hand size?

No deal, no tampering. No collusion.

Ha ha, GFY Houston

Kind of a disappointing end to what I was hoping was going to be a multi-week drama episode that would keep me entertained until training camp.

BelichickFan said:

Ha ha, GFY Houston

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this is such good news. I needed this after the Bruins losing the cup. ya baby. gfy Houston and bill Obrien indeed.

fnordcircle said:

No deal, no tampering. No collusion.

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Hell yeah

Good. Keep the band (relatively) together.

fnordcircle said:

No deal, no tampering. No collusion.

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Best news of the offseason!

I'm not reading 15 pages to see if this is there but...

My favorite outcome = BoB complains to league "then why wasn't it tampering when the Clots did x, y, and z," and, under cover of Clot-hatred (Tex. style) he gets to zing the Clots at the same time as losing the Caserio bid.

Maybe going all the way back to vinatierri. That would be good.

Also: Can't they put a really difficult to break tough plastic seal over staff and players until their contract is up? It works on Tylenol.

fnordcircle said:

Kind of a disappointing end to what I was hoping was going to be a multi-week drama episode that would keep me entertained until training camp.

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Don't despair. If the local sports media can't get a "Why do the front office/assistant coaches want to leave?" story out of this, they're not the clickbait merchants I thought they were.

Damn, I’m greedy.

I was hoping to keep him and get a pick.

fnordcircle said:

Kind of a disappointing end to what I was hoping was going to be a multi-week drama episode that would keep me entertained until training camp.

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Disappointing? It couldn't have ended better. BB retains his right-hand man and the Texans remain rudderless.

Mack Herron said:

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Curious if Houston even signs a GM or they roll with Obrein and wait for Caserios contract to end this year.

ChrisR2223 said:

Curious if Houston even signs a GM or they roll with Obrein and wait for Caserios contract to end this year.

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I hope they sign a New GM this season not named Monty.

Mack Herron said:

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So they knew they were screwed if they keep pursuing.