Tom Brady - Tom Brady and his Incredible Hair - Photos - SI.com Okay, I know hair rants are stupid, but WTF? I admit a bias - I cannot stand long hair on men; give me crew cuts every day of the week - but if you didn't know who these two people were, you could caption this photo, "Super Hot Supermodel Comforts Homeless Man at Carnival." I have become convinced that Gisele tells Brady she likes his hair this way so that all the other chicks will stay away. Tom - get your hair cut! You look awful!! Okay, rant over. Flame away.