WHY RYAN TANNEHILL SUCK- PATRIOT REDSKIN PREVIEW (AN EPIC TALE OF DIKEMBE)

[dikembe]

HELLO ALL AM DIKEMBE I HOPE U ENJOYED THE SUCKAGE OF RYAN TANNEHILL HE HAS NOT TEXTED ME BACK SINCE HE STARTED TO TALK THAT TRASH

SINCE THE PATRIOT WILL OBVIOUSLY CRUSH THE INDIAN REVOLUTION, IT IS NOT WORTH DIKEMBE PREVIEW. IN FACT, DIKEMBE CANNOT NAME 3 PLAYERS ON THE INDIAN REVOLUTION THAT AREN'T QUARTERBACK.

ANYWAYS INSTEAD DIKEMBE WILL SPIN AN EPIC YARN OF HIS LIFE FOR YOU GOOD PEOPLE

AHEM

SO THE YEAR WAS 2013 . DIKEMBE WAS SHOPPING ONLINE FOR A NEW HOT TUB FILTER- DIKEMBE LIKE HOT BATH IN LEISURE TUB, IT IS QUITE NICE AND TOASTIE WARM. ANYWAYS DIKEMBE RECEIVED A LITTLE MESSAGE ON HIS EMAIL, IT SAID

"HELLO DIKEMBE IT IS RYAN TANNEHILL, QUARTERBACK OF THE MIAM DOLF. I AM QUITE GOOD FOOTBALL PLAYER, I LIKE YOUR WORK AND WANT TO FLY YOU DOWN TO MIAMI TO PLAY SOME FOOTBALL AND HAVE SOME BEERS WHILE WE WATCH ALL THE SEASONS OF AMERICAN IDOL WITH SIMON COWELL AND PAMELA ABDULLA AND RANDYYYYYY ACTION JACKSON AS THE JUDGES. THOSE OTHER SEASON ARE JOKE OF SHOW.

ANYWAYS DIKEMBE LIKE DAMN I AM GONNA HANG WITH NFL QUARTERBACK RYAN TANNEHILL AND WATCH SOME GOOD TV! I CANNOT WAIT

BUT WHEN DIKEMBE TRAVELED TO MIAMI, IT WAS NOT AS IT SEEMED. RYAN TANNEHILL WAS COKED OUT OF HIS MIND- NO NOT COKED OUT ON COCA COLA, BUT THE COCAINA OF THE SOUTH AMERICA. DIKEMBE WAS MUCH CONFUSE- HOW COULD NFL QB DO THIS? TOM BRADY WOULD NOT DO! I TELL RYAN TANNEHILL THIS FACT AND HE GETS SUPER RAGE MONSTER LEVEL. AHHHHH I AM GOING TO CRUSH YOU DIKEMBE. HE PULLS OUT A RAPIER AND CHARGES AT DIKEMBE. LUCKILY, A LASER FOOTBALL COMES CRASHING THROUGH THE COLOURED FIBER GLASS WINDOW (HE SAYS COLOUR WITH A U BECAUSE HE IS DOUCHEBAG NO) AND IT BLASTS RYAN TANNHILL IN FACE WITH FOOTBALL. WHO SAVED DIKEMBE? IT WAS JAMES GARROPPOLO! HE HAD COME TO SAVE DIKEMBE, AS HE KNEW OF TANNEHILL DASTERDLY WAYS. DIKEMBE AND JAMES ESCAPED, AS TANNEHILL YELLED "I WILL BE BACK FOR YOU"
DIKEMBE AND JAMES ESCAPED TO THE PRAC FACILTY. THERE, PATRIOT COACH DANTE SAYS "HE IS A GREAT THREAT... WE WILL DO GREAT BATTLE WITH HIM"

TO BE CONTINUED..

 

[dikembe]

WOW
IS EPIC~

 

[meatface]

I can name a few on offense but nobody on Washington's d

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[Danger Zone]

DIKEMBE AND JAMES ESCAPED, AS TANNEHILL YELLED "I WILL BE BACK FOR YOU" DIKEMBE AND JAMES ESCAPED TO...

Poor Tannehill, verb tenses and spacial concepts are too much for him to grasp. Why would he "be back for you" when you were the ones escaping?

 

[dikembe]

DIKEMBE

 

[farn]

I understand your reluctance to avoid talking Washington. Putrid.

 

[JarOfMayo51]

lol!!!

 

[Palm Beach Pats Fan]

I'm waiting for the part with the goats and the strippers.

 

[Tunescribe]

HELLO ALL AM DIKEMBE I HOPE U ENJOYED THE SUCKAGE OF RYAN TANNEHILL HE HAS NOT TEXTED ME BACK SINCE HE STARTED TO TALK THAT TRASH

SINCE THE PATRIOT WILL OBVIOUSLY CRUSH THE INDIAN REVOLUTION, IT IS NOT WORTH DIKEMBE PREVIEW. IN FACT, DIKEMBE CANNOT NAME 3 PLAYERS ON THE INDIAN REVOLUTION THAT AREN'T QUARTERBACK.

ANYWAYS INSTEAD DIKEMBE WILL SPIN AN EPIC YARN OF HIS LIFE FOR YOU GOOD PEOPLE

AHEM

SO THE YEAR WAS 2013 . DIKEMBE WAS SHOPPING ONLINE FOR A NEW HOT TUB FILTER- DIKEMBE LIKE HOT BATH IN LEISURE TUB, IT IS QUITE NICE AND TOASTIE WARM. ANYWAYS DIKEMBE RECEIVED A LITTLE MESSAGE ON HIS EMAIL, IT SAID

"HELLO DIKEMBE IT IS RYAN TANNEHILL, QUARTERBACK OF THE MIAM DOLF. I AM QUITE GOOD FOOTBALL PLAYER, I LIKE YOUR WORK AND WANT TO FLY YOU DOWN TO MIAMI TO PLAY SOME FOOTBALL AND HAVE SOME BEERS WHILE WE WATCH ALL THE SEASONS OF AMERICAN IDOL WITH SIMON COWELL AND PAMELA ABDULLA AND RANDYYYYYY ACTION JACKSON AS THE JUDGES. THOSE OTHER SEASON ARE JOKE OF SHOW.

ANYWAYS DIKEMBE LIKE DAMN I AM GONNA HANG WITH NFL QUARTERBACK RYAN TANNEHILL AND WATCH SOME GOOD TV! I CANNOT WAIT

BUT WHEN DIKEMBE TRAVELED TO MIAMI, IT WAS NOT AS IT SEEMED. RYAN TANNEHILL WAS COKED OUT OF HIS MIND- NO NOT COKED OUT ON COCA COLA, BUT THE COCAINA OF THE SOUTH AMERICA. DIKEMBE WAS MUCH CONFUSE- HOW COULD NFL QB DO THIS? TOM BRADY WOULD NOT DO! I TELL RYAN TANNEHILL THIS FACT AND HE GETS SUPER RAGE MONSTER LEVEL. AHHHHH I AM GOING TO CRUSH YOU DIKEMBE. HE PULLS OUT A RAPIER AND CHARGES AT DIKEMBE. LUCKILY, A LASER FOOTBALL COMES CRASHING THROUGH THE COLOURED FIBER GLASS WINDOW (HE SAYS COLOUR WITH A U BECAUSE HE IS DOUCHEBAG NO) AND IT BLASTS RYAN TANNHILL IN FACE WITH FOOTBALL. WHO SAVED DIKEMBE? IT WAS JAMES GARROPPOLO! HE HAD COME TO SAVE DIKEMBE, AS HE KNEW OF TANNEHILL DASTERDLY WAYS. DIKEMBE AND JAMES ESCAPED, AS TANNEHILL YELLED "I WILL BE BACK FOR YOU"
DIKEMBE AND JAMES ESCAPED TO THE PRAC FACILTY. THERE, PATRIOT COACH DANTE SAYS "HE IS A GREAT THREAT... WE WILL DO GREAT BATTLE WITH HIM"

TO BE CONTINUED..

Did you consider filing a police report?

 

[Bruins29]

Dikembe, going forward the Indian Revolution will hereby be called Red Face. You see, we cant really call them the "Indian Revolution". There was no "revolution."

Revolution???

Here is the deal - When pale face came here and took over and kicked them off all the land the Red Face just took it.