This is a completely insane concept but ill humor you.
Goodell wakes up in a 20 feet by 20 feet room, walls are concrete, a rusty metal door is on the north wall.
in the top south west corner is a small tv, on the west wall is what looks like a small bucket, with a hole drilled into the bottom and a pipe leading through the wall, just above it is a strange device.
*bzszrrrrkt*
Hello Commissioner, would you like to play a game?
As commissioner of the NFL you have spent years lying to the public about almost everything while at the same time continually throwing the players into the meat grinder of concussions and career ending injuries. You treat domestic violence like a minor annoyance, while you seem to make up rules as you go, Today we are going to see just how attached you are to speaking the lies you seem to relish.
This room is located on a boat 1 mile off of the coast of New York city, in 2 hours and 45 minutes, It is going to be sunk to the bottom of the Atlantic ocean. In order to unlock the door you will need to give that which your players give every sunday, your blood, sweat, and tears. Once enough has been filled into the bucket the door will unlock and you will be able to make your way to the last remaining evacuation boat.
At this point goodell realizes hes in a straight jacket
Oh and to get out of the straight jacket, just stick your tongue into the devices above the bucket
*bzrrrrrkt*
Obviously the device is a tongue removal tool.