Patrick Chungisms

[PatsFanInVa]

The Soviet Union didn't collapse. They just heard Chung had been born in the West, and, well, they're not stupid.

Patrick Chung's portfolio earned 14% in Q4 2008 and Q1 2009. Downturn and all.

People said Chung's draft stock fell but Chung had a draft bond, because we're instantly indebted to him. Patrick Chung's bond price and bond yield moved in opposite directions.

Patrick Chung lets his play talk for him, and when Patrick Chung talks, people listen.

Mainly to that ringing sound inside their helmets.

Those sounds oceanographers pick up aren't whale songs. They're the noises the whales started making when Patrick Chung decided he wanted to be the first one on the land... and nobody was getting in his way. They're still making that noise.

Patrick Chung never orders ribs at a restaurant. That would be like taking his work home with him.

The NFL's pension system got an instant actuarial credit when Chung was drafted, based on adjustments to the mortality tables.

Patrick Chung went on "Who Wants to be a Millionaire" and knew all the answers because of things receivers babbled after he hit them.

He didn't take the money since he's going to be a Millionaire anyway.

The auto industry went under when NHTSA decided new SUVs must be capable of surviving a head-on collision with Patrick Chung.

**** Cheney just went on "Meet the Press" to answer all charges against his administration, except Patrick Chung's. He answered those, "I'm sorry... I'm so sorry..."

How many receivers Patrick Chung hit does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one to hold the lightbulb, and the room spins around him.

 

[A.C Vegas]

Patrick Chung lives vicariously through himself
Tom Brady Married Gesielle just so Patrick Chung wouldn't take her
Patrick lost once just to make sure he really didn't like it

 

[Tucker]

The most interesting man in the world is not that guy you see on the Dos Equis commercials. Patrick Chung is. He let the other guy do the ads because Patrick felt bad for him

 

[BradfordPatsFan]

Men are preparing to ride through every village and town in England and scream "Patrick Chung is coming! Patrick Chung is coming!" Only this time, they won't be waiting on the village green for him, they will be hiding...

 

[efin98]

Men are preparing to ride through every village and town in England and scream "Patrick Chung is coming! Patrick Chung is coming!" Only this time, they won't be waiting on the village green for him, they will be hiding...

Wouldn't that be in the opposing teams' cities and towns instead?

 

[PatsFanInVa]

Patrick Chung makes the Most Interesting Man in the World look like the Zima Guy With the Hat.

 

[BradfordPatsFan]

Wouldn't that be in the opposing teams' cities and towns instead?

I figured that the Patriots are going to England, but your's holds true as well.

 

[efin98]

I figured that the Patriots are going to England, but your's holds true as well.

Good point. Someone get on the horn with the town criers right away!

 

[PatsFanInVa]

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal except Patrick Chung, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable rights unless Patrick Chung alienates them from those rights, that among these are life to the extent that Patrick Chung allows it to continue, liberty except to run a route successfully against Patrick Chung, and the pursuit of happiness, insofar as happiness consists of being forcibly separated from a football by Patrick Chung.

 

[jays52]

All safeties are equal, but some safeties are more Patrick Chung than others.

 

[Christopher_Price]

Patrick Chung makes the Most Interesting Man in the World look like the Zima Guy With the Hat.

Stay thirsty, my friends!

 

[Mike the Brit]

Patrick Chung makes other people go through walls (that's how scary he is!):

"Four of us watched Patrick as a junior and we saw a lot of the things we saw as a senior — he was versatile, productive, a good tackler, played in the kicking game," Caserio said. "He's a pretty unique guy. He has a presence about him. At the Combine, after 15 minutes we're all ready to go through a wall." Nick Caserio

 

[Terry Glenn is a cowgirl]

YouTube - Patrick Chung - New England Patriots - HD Exclusive Interview

 

[MetalBleachers]

Manny got caught taking fertility drugs for the remote chance that he could have Patrick Chung's baby.

 

[MetalBleachers]

Patrick Chung was on "Deadliest Catch": all he needs to get Alaskan king crab is a basket and a bathing suit.

 

[furley]

I didn't read through the posts, and I'm uncertain if this was already mentioned. But, I'll post this anyways.



Wang Chung - "Everybody Have Fun Tonight"

YouTube - Wang Chung - Everybody Have Fun Tonight

 

[luisrha]

Patrick Chung was offered to be the new Terminator... until they realized there would be no way for John Connor to survive...

 

[klinefan]

Patrick chung was chungy chung chung and chunged a chung really chung-like.

That's about what these posts sound like.

 

[klinefan]

Patrick Chung doesn't worry about April 15tgh, tax day. The IRS worries about CHUNG DAY.

The Red Sea wasn't parted by God, that was Patrick Chung going for a dip and the water wass so scared it parted. Like.

The grand canyon was created by Patrick CHUNG when he was little. It was his SANDBOX!

Patrick Chung raped and pillaged a whole village for Genghis Khan and Attilla the Hun too. That's how they got such fearsome reputations. It was really PATRICK CHUNG!

Patrick Chung isn't like Eugene CHung at all. in fact he will hunt him down and chastise him severely for being such a bust. Patrick Chung loves a winner and will not tolerate a loser!!

Patrick Chung got off 3 rounds with an old italian bolt action rifle in only SIX SECONDS! And scored two hits. Including a head shot. Does anyone know where PATRICK CHUNG learned to shoot? Pvt. Joker! "Sir, in the marines sir". OUTSTANDING. In the MARINES. Patrick Chung showed what one marine and his rifle can do and before you ladies leave my island you will ALL be able to do the SAME THING!

 

[PatsFanInVa]

Patrick Chung was pretty far away from that schoolbook suppository building.

Couldn't resist, could ya, Kline? Patrick Chung is stronger than you. Even the urge to make up things ABOUT Patrick Chung is stronger than you.

Patrick Chung is your father, Luke.