LOL, so you're saying it wouldn't have been more interesting if I just went:
Week 1: vs Eagles - Nope
Week 2: vs Dolphins - No
Week 3: at Jets - Try Again
Week 4: at Cowboys - Not a chance
Week 5: vs Saints - Still no
Week 6: at Raiders - Seriously?
Week 7: vs Buffalo - Don't even bother
Week 8 : at Miami - Forget it
Week 9: vs Washington - FINALLY! (but probably not)
Week 10: vs Colts (Germany) - They should get this one ... (but probably not)
Week 11: Bye (We've definitely got this!!!)
Week 12: at Giants - Nope
Week 13: vs Chargers - LOL, um... no.
Week 14: at Pittsburgh - I don't think so
Week 15: vs KC - Don't bother showing up
Week 16: at Denver - Really?
Week 17: at Buffalo - Wait ... still no
Week 18: vs Jets - And ... no.
0-16 - Chalk it up. #1 Overall Pick next April.
My mind doesn't work that way. I'd like to think - just like I do during the season - they've got a shot during any given week, and that's just how I approach it. Hopefully, it reads a little better that way