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  1. PATRIOT64

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    Hickory Dickory Dock
    New Englands #24 pick Was On The Clock
    The Mock Draft Experts All Thought They Knew
    Was Belichick Was Going To Do
    So Bill Went Ahead surprised And Picked offensive guard Justin Blalock


    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Yeah I know its a long offseason,I am losing it :)
    Last edited: Apr 11, 2007
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    Truly wretched. But I mean that in the best way.
  3. PATRIOT64

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    Thanks,I resemble that remark :eat3:
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    Brings tears to my eyes.
  5. PATRIOT64

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    Was that 'Joyous' tears or 'Sad' tears or 'I feel so sad cause Patriot64 is a pathetic soul' tears?
  6. spacecrime

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    Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,
    a tale of this year's draft
    that started out on Saturday,
    and went to Sunday night

    Belichick was a gen-i-us
    And Scott Pioli, too
    The patriots en-tered the draft
    with a first round pick or two, a first round pick or two

    The draft it started getting rough
    the DBs going fast.
    If not for the brains of the front of-fice
    The roster would be lost, the roster would be lost

    The Patriots now have their men, surprises every one
    With a corner Back, a safety too
    A weak LB, and a strong
    A Running Back, nose tackle and ... defensive end
    here on the Patriots' squad.
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    Joyous, of course.
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    In keeping with the low quality of poetic offering on here, here's my execrable contribution:

    There once was a man named Pioli
    Who drafted tight ends, guards and tackles only
    He took one look at Willis
    Said, “with the Bills he could kill us
    And he’ll play better for us than Maroney”

    I'll get my coat.
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    #75 Jersey

    If there's a God, there'll be a poetry forum.

    Pats1?
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    If there were a God, we wouldn't need one.
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    OK, you've moved me to dig deeply into the Mother Goose oeuvre...


    Upon seeing an Arkansas DB

    Corner-back, Corner-back, wilt thou be mine?
    Thou shalt not stop runs or make catches divine,
    But give men a cushion, alone in the seam,
    Then try to catch up and break bones -- you can dream.
  12. Willie55

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    Shouldn't this be in the draft forum? ;)
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    I think you win the prize for the best effort here. Which is not saying a great deal.
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    Thank you. I have long dreamed of being the lesser among evils.
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    The title sold it for me. All I need is an urn....or a yearn.
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    Despite your poetic effort, you remain a greater evil. :(
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    When your favorite team is New England
    And September Rolls Around
    You gather up your spirits for hope to be Super Bowl bound

    With BB and Pioli running the show
    The playoffs we are always destined to go
    With Brady and Seymour,Bruschi and Stallworth
    Nothing less is expected than a Super Bowl Berth

    February comes,The BIG game is time to play
    The quest for #4 is on the way
    So we go to face the best of the NFC
    But no team stands in the way for our Super Bowl 42 Victory!
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    Hm, it doesn' scan too well and some of the rhyme is a little forced but it's worthy of its place in the pantheon of dreadful poetry we've erected here today.

    Only another five months until the season starts...
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    5 more months of poem threads like these will make the opening game SO MUCH better :D
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    No kidding. At one point this afternoon I thought about writing a sonnet, but that would be just too pathetic. By July I'll have written a frackin' Homeric epic with Tom Brady storming the walls of Troy or something... HELP ME NOW
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    I don't think #80 would be so pleased about that...:eek:
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    No good point, I'd overlooked that. Perhaps the walls of Carthage. Or, even, better, Phoenix.
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    #93 Jersey

    Baa-Baa Belichick have you any soul?

    No comment, No comment, it is what it is.
    We'll draft who we draft, Thus improve our team
    when it's time to extend their deals, its the last of them we've seen.


    Okay that blows. Sorry.
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    Its been such a long offseason I was thinking about buying one of those Brady 'Fatheads' and talking to him on the wall all summer - Any psychiatrists here in Patsfans?
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    Blalock is an intriguing prospect. He started something like 48 games plus at Texas. Tons of big game experience. His run blocking is above average. He has the flat back explosion at the snap and he uses his hands fairly well.
    He has decent feet, but isn't the best pass blocker or pulling guard available in this draft.
    If BB is truly trying to upgrade the right side of the OL, then Blalock would certainly give Neal a big push for the starting job.
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    No, it's terrific!
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    This doesn't rhyme at all. It doesn't scan at all. Is it new-fangled "modern poetry"? :confused:
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    The term is 'Prose Poetry.'
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    Thanks. I knew it had to be something. My eng-lit days are a long way behind me.
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    Absolutely. A most excellent idea!
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