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Riding on Dinosaurs with Jesus - Spiteful Critic
This $27 million “**** you” to Charles Darwin opened in May 2007, and presents a “scientifically accurate” history of Earth based on a literal interpretation of the first eleven chapters of the book of Genesis.
Visitors are greeted by portrayals of the first seven days during which God created everything, starting with light, moving on to birds, and then man from dust and woman from man's blatantly crooked rib. The faithful can then take a stroll through the Garden of Eden (pre- and post-sin) which features animals, dinosaurs, and fig leaf-clad Adam and Eve. They can also swing by and see Noah building the ark, on which he housed 10 million different kinds of animals (including dinosaurs).
There's more to the story, so flipping funny.
This $27 million “**** you” to Charles Darwin opened in May 2007, and presents a “scientifically accurate” history of Earth based on a literal interpretation of the first eleven chapters of the book of Genesis.
Visitors are greeted by portrayals of the first seven days during which God created everything, starting with light, moving on to birds, and then man from dust and woman from man's blatantly crooked rib. The faithful can then take a stroll through the Garden of Eden (pre- and post-sin) which features animals, dinosaurs, and fig leaf-clad Adam and Eve. They can also swing by and see Noah building the ark, on which he housed 10 million different kinds of animals (including dinosaurs).
There's more to the story, so flipping funny.
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