Jennifer Aniston Wants Brady

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  1. Wildo7

    Wildo7 Totally Full of It

    Jennifer Aniston has chosen American football star Tom Brady as the male face of energy drink SmartWater. The former Friends star was recently photographed by Mario Testino for a SmartWater advertising campaign.

    And Aniston, an investor in the company, now wants the New England Patriots quarterback, who is dating supermodel Gisele Bundchen, to do the same.

    An insider tells American magazine OK!, “Not only does she think he can sell water, but he makes her want to take a cold shower!”
  2. maverick4

    maverick4 Banned

    Brady's the man, as Fauria said, women want to be with him, men want to be him.
  3. patchick

    patchick Moderatrix Staff Member Supporter

    #50 Jersey

    I cannot even parse that syntax.
  4. BrianPat

    BrianPat Third String But Playing on Special Teams

    Why do they have to say this, I take the fact that she wants his face attached to that product makes her a smart woman. She wants a return on her money and thinks the impact Toms face will have on sales could be huge.
  5. Wildo7

    Wildo7 Totally Full of It

    Because they're a sleazy tabloid. Obviously no such "insider" exists and if he/she did, I seriously doubt they would talk like that...
  6. QuiGon

    QuiGon Banned

    And then you reposted exactly what they wrote in here (including the deliberately misleading title), so what does that make you..? :rolleyes:
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  7. BrianPat

    BrianPat Third String But Playing on Special Teams

    ah so people would know what the story's about ! and save them the time of clicking in the link, which I did because I like looking at her ;-)
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  8. Wildo7

    Wildo7 Totally Full of It

    That was the title of the article....and I posted it because I thought it was amusing, and apparently so did you which is why you're in here posting about it:rolleyes:
  9. oldskool138

    oldskool138 In the Starting Line-Up

    #75 Jersey

    Jennifer Aniston shouldn't be picking anything after "starring" in the first Leprechaun movie. :D
  10. njpatsfan

    njpatsfan Third String But Playing on Special Teams

    Yeah ... that was a really bad movie ......

  11. Wildo7

    Wildo7 Totally Full of It

    hahaha GREAT movie :eek:
  12. drew4008

    drew4008 In the Starting Line-Up

    Didn't Fauria have a really hot wife?
  13. fumbrunner

    fumbrunner In the Starting Line-Up

    ...and no word yet as to whether he can turn that water into wine....
  14. Fencer

    Fencer Veteran Starter w/Big Long Term Deal

    #12 Jersey

    Well, it was a bit ragged. But the original concept goes back at least to Sean Connery as James Bond. Fauria was just updating the reference.
  15. Patriot_in_NY

    Patriot_in_NY Veteran Starter w/Big Long Term Deal

    UUUUUUUUUgh, Is it me, or is that the most terrible picture of Jen I've ever seen. Tom wouldn't bang her with Peyton's willie.

    On the Advertising/marketing stuff that the article talks about........ Ummmm, yeah whatever :D
  16. godef

    godef In the Starting Line-Up

    Sell water? Damn, doesn't he walk on it already?
  17. ljuneau

    ljuneau Rotational Player and Threatening Starter's Job

    Give Jennifer some credit. At least she didn't chose Peyton Manning.
  18. Halifax_Pats_Fan

    Halifax_Pats_Fan In the Starting Line-Up

    Yeah Jen looks like sh!t I must say...:rolleyes:

    #12 better be careful here. I see bad things on the horizon. I have an ugly feeling that she is gonna f things up here. They are to some degree business partners here and may be seeing more of each other.

    And come on guys, you know what we are like. We can be dating 10 supermodels and if something hott and different comes along and we are caught in an after dinner party or something like that while the other half is out of town, and we are having a few drinks.

    I mean I have faith in Brady, but let's be realistic here, he has the world by the balls. Hopefully he will be strong. I can't imaging how hard it must be having everything like that. I mean he works harder than anyone and seems to be a great person with good family values and has a great football work ethic, that's for sure.

    ....just be careful TB....

    signed...Not his dad...:)
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