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Jennifer Aniston has chosen American football star Tom Brady as the male face of energy drink SmartWater. The former Friends star was recently photographed by Mario Testino for a SmartWater advertising campaign.

And Aniston, an investor in the company, now wants the New England Patriots quarterback, who is dating supermodel Gisele Bundchen, to do the same.

An insider tells American magazine OK!, “Not only does she think he can sell water, but he makes her want to take a cold shower!”
 
Brady's the man, as Fauria said, women want to be with him, men want to be him.
 
I cannot even parse that syntax.
 
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An insider tells American magazine OK!, “Not only does she think he can sell water, but he makes her want to take a cold shower!”

Why do they have to say this, I take the fact that she wants his face attached to that product makes her a smart woman. She wants a return on her money and thinks the impact Toms face will have on sales could be huge.
 
Why do they have to say this, I take the fact that she wants his face attached to that product makes her a smart woman. She wants a return on her money and thinks the impact Toms face will have on sales could be huge.

Because they're a sleazy tabloid. Obviously no such "insider" exists and if he/she did, I seriously doubt they would talk like that...
 
Because they're a sleazy tabloid.
And then you reposted exactly what they wrote in here (including the deliberately misleading title), so what does that make you..? :rolleyes:
 
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And then you reposted exactly what they wrote in here (including the deliberately misleading title), so what does that make you..? :rolleyes:

ah so people would know what the story's about ! and save them the time of clicking in the link, which I did because I like looking at her ;-)
 
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And then you reposted exactly what they wrote in here (including the deliberately misleading title), so what does that make you..? :rolleyes:

That was the title of the article....and I posted it because I thought it was amusing, and apparently so did you which is why you're in here posting about it:rolleyes:
 
Jennifer Aniston shouldn't be picking anything after "starring" in the first Leprechaun movie. :D
 
...and no word yet as to whether he can turn that water into wine....
 
I cannot even parse that syntax.

Well, it was a bit ragged. But the original concept goes back at least to Sean Connery as James Bond. Fauria was just updating the reference.
 
UUUUUUUUUgh, Is it me, or is that the most terrible picture of Jen I've ever seen. Tom wouldn't bang her with Peyton's willie.

On the Advertising/marketing stuff that the article talks about........ Ummmm, yeah whatever :D
 
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Jennifer Aniston has chosen American football star Tom Brady as the male face of energy drink SmartWater. The former Friends star was recently photographed by Mario Testino for a SmartWater advertising campaign.

And Aniston, an investor in the company, now wants the New England Patriots quarterback, who is dating supermodel Gisele Bundchen, to do the same.

An insider tells American magazine OK!, “Not only does she think he can sell water, but he makes her want to take a cold shower!”
Sell water? Damn, doesn't he walk on it already?
 
Give Jennifer some credit. At least she didn't chose Peyton Manning.
 
UUUUUUUUUgh, Is it me, or is that the most terrible picture of Jen I've ever seen. Tom wouldn't bang her with Peyton's willie.

On the Advertising/marketing stuff that the article talks about........ Ummmm, yeah whatever :D

Yeah Jen looks like sh!t I must say...:rolleyes:

#12 better be careful here. I see bad things on the horizon. I have an ugly feeling that she is gonna f things up here. They are to some degree business partners here and may be seeing more of each other.

And come on guys, you know what we are like. We can be dating 10 supermodels and if something hott and different comes along and we are caught in an after dinner party or something like that while the other half is out of town, and we are having a few drinks.

I mean I have faith in Brady, but let's be realistic here, he has the world by the balls. Hopefully he will be strong. I can't imaging how hard it must be having everything like that. I mean he works harder than anyone and seems to be a great person with good family values and has a great football work ethic, that's for sure.

....just be careful TB....

signed...Not his dad...:)
 
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