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2nd Team Getting Their First Start
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A Gainseville Sun reporter is eating his lunch in the University Common and watching two boys toss a baseball back and forth.
Suddenly, a huge Pit Bull rushes out and seizes one of the lads in his deadly lock jaw grip.
His friend grabs a bat, runs over and strikes the dog dead, saving his pal's life.
The reporter jumps up, grabs his notebook, and rushes over to the boys, while scribbling the following headline:
"Young Gator Fan Saves Pal's Life; Kills Bloodthirsty Mongrel"...
Upon seeing the notepad, the young hero tells the reporter, "Excuse me, sir? I'm not a Gator fan."
The reporter replies: "All the kids around here cheer for the Gators. Who IS your favorite team?"
The kid responds, "I love the FSU Seminoles!"
The reporter thinks for a second and goes back to his pad:
"Little Ba$tard from Tallahassee Butchers Beloved Family Pet!"
Suddenly, a huge Pit Bull rushes out and seizes one of the lads in his deadly lock jaw grip.
His friend grabs a bat, runs over and strikes the dog dead, saving his pal's life.
The reporter jumps up, grabs his notebook, and rushes over to the boys, while scribbling the following headline:
"Young Gator Fan Saves Pal's Life; Kills Bloodthirsty Mongrel"...
Upon seeing the notepad, the young hero tells the reporter, "Excuse me, sir? I'm not a Gator fan."
The reporter replies: "All the kids around here cheer for the Gators. Who IS your favorite team?"
The kid responds, "I love the FSU Seminoles!"
The reporter thinks for a second and goes back to his pad:
"Little Ba$tard from Tallahassee Butchers Beloved Family Pet!"