A Gainseville Sun reporter is eating his lunch in the University Common and watching two boys toss a baseball back and forth. Suddenly, a huge Pit Bull rushes out and seizes one of the lads in his deadly lock jaw grip. His friend grabs a bat, runs over and strikes the dog dead, saving his pal's life. The reporter jumps up, grabs his notebook, and rushes over to the boys, while scribbling the following headline: "Young Gator Fan Saves Pal's Life; Kills Bloodthirsty Mongrel"... Upon seeing the notepad, the young hero tells the reporter, "Excuse me, sir? I'm not a Gator fan." The reporter replies: "All the kids around here cheer for the Gators. Who IS your favorite team?" The kid responds, "I love the FSU Seminoles!" The reporter thinks for a second and goes back to his pad: "Little Ba$tard from Tallahassee Butchers Beloved Family Pet!"