Caption this creepy Peyton Manning picture

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  1. Phokus

    Phokus Third String But Playing on Special Teams

    I posted this picture yesterday here, but KSK had the wonderful idea of doing a caption contest based on the picture:

    http://kissmesuzy.blogspot.com/2007/11/ksk-kollaborative-kaption-kontest.html

    http://bp1.blogger.com/_P_Wj_L6IyI4/Rzmn4PEKb8I/AAAAAAAAAPw/NLSwPbzjNOk/s1600-h/manningvampire.jpg

    Mine:

    "Manning.... wants.... BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAINS!!!!"

    "Get your Peyton Manning Halloween mask, only 2 payments of 19.99!"

    "I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti"

    "Damnit, gotta get indoors before the full moon completes my transformation!"

    "This is the face i'm going to use for my new Imodium AD anti-Diahrea commercial"

    :D
     
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  2. WhiZa

    WhiZa Experienced Starter w/First Big Contract

    "aaaaaaaaadam!"
     
  3. marty

    marty In the Starting Line-Up

    To borrow from another thread,

    "Just three words....I did it, I did it." "It was a special moment"(chin quivering)
     
  4. sbcpats70

    sbcpats70 Practice Squad Player

  5. Arrrr

    Arrrr Banned

    hahahaha A + sir
     
  6. Metaphors

    Metaphors In the Starting Line-Up

    "SORGI!!! Rub my forehead until the $@#$@!#$ pink triangle is gone! Bad enough I have a forehead the size of an IMAX screen, but does it have to be %@$#@%@#! discolored too!"
     
  7. BradyFTW!

    BradyFTW! PatsFans.com Supporter PatsFans.com Supporter

    #12 Jersey

    "Some people calls it a banana blade, but I calls it a slingblade, yessum."
     
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  8. reflexblue

    reflexblue PatsFans.com Supporter PatsFans.com Supporter

    #91 Jersey

    Sorbe, I TOLD you to get my GOOBER Beans!!!
     
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  9. reflexblue

    reflexblue PatsFans.com Supporter PatsFans.com Supporter

    #91 Jersey

    Or,MORON!! How could you miss that?
     
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  10. slam

    slam On the Game Day Roster

    "puttin' On Da Riiiiitzzz!"
     
  11. RobAllan

    RobAllan Rotational Player and Threatening Starter's Job

    #12 Jersey

    "

    PayMeTons Manning
    QB - Indinecropolis Dolts
    Mutant League Football

    "
     
  12. PatsFanSince74

    PatsFanSince74 PatsFans.com Supporter PatsFans.com Supporter

    Polian was supposed to move the d^#n goalpost!
     
  13. Phokus

    Phokus Third String But Playing on Special Teams

    That's sweet! I made one myself just now, based on one of my submissions:


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  14. Farpost

    Farpost On the Roster

    Great, we got another idiot kicker!
     
  15. scott c

    scott c On the Game Day Roster

    I want my mommy....................:singing:
     
  16. Arrrr

    Arrrr Banned

    This thread is begging for a photoshop of Manning to look like those 30 Days of Night vampires. DO IT SOMEBODY
     
  17. PatsFanInVa

    PatsFanInVa PatsFans.com Supporter PatsFans.com Supporter

    Hey Slam, I used your "excuse generator" and got...

    "I'm pathetic. Our team is So much better it's not even funny the Patriots, who are evil. If not for the wahhh! bad luck! we would have won the game. How can they be the better team, when we have a laser rocket arm quarterback? What are we going to do with all our big foam Colts #1 finger now? I don't care if they have cap management, we're still the better team. We just beat ourselves."

    Oh and about that caption...

    If it's not DRUNKS it's HAS BEENS... what would Gostkowski cost us anyway?

    PFnV
     
  18. jays52

    jays52 In the Starting Line-Up

    #91 Jersey

    "Who t-bagged me?!!!"
     
  19. carolinatony

    carolinatony In the Starting Line-Up

    We s^&k again!
     
  20. jays52

    jays52 In the Starting Line-Up

    #91 Jersey

    "Despite wearing this gay tankini, I still go to bed with Giselle, have won three superbowl titles, and am a multi-millionare. So, I guess I can pull it off"
     
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