ALL TIME BELICHICK PATRIO ROSTER

[dikembe]

HELLO ALL
TO PASS THE TIME OF SECOND BYE WEEK IN A ROW, DIKEMBE HAS DECIDED TO GIVE ALL TIME BELICHICK PATRIOTS ROSTER

HERE WE GO

OFFENSE:
T: MATTY LITE AND SEBASS VOLUME: TWO GREAT TACKLES. MATURAL LITE IS ALL TIME GREAT FRIEND OF TOM!
G: LOGMAN MANKLOGS AND STEPHE NEALS: AH VERY GOOD AT PROTECTION, MUCH LIKE CONDOM AHA?
C: DAN KOOPA: VERY GOOD NO?
HB: LARGEB BLUNT + KEVIN FOLK: LARGET IS BOLD CHOICE, BUT HE IS BEEN ROCK SOLID PATRIOT! COREY WAS GREAT TOO BUT LARGET TAKE PICTURES WITH ARMY MEN! KEVIN FOLK GREAT AT PASS CATCH!
TE: ROB GRANKOWSK: AH GRENK! A GREAT MAN! HOPE HIS BACK IS BEING REPAIRED WITH BOOZE AND LADYS!
WR: RANDALL MOSS + JULES THE EDELMAN: RANDALL UNSTOPPABILITY IN AIR. COMBINED WITH GRANK IS MONSTEROUS. JULES THE EDELMAN LIKE WES WELKER WITH CLUTCH GENE AND LESS DRUGS. IS VERY CUTE NO?
QB: TOM BRADY: OBVIOUS CHOICE YES?

DEFENSE:
DE: RICARDO SEYMOUR AND CHANDILIER JONES: TWO MONSTERS, CANNOT HIDE PAYTON!!
DT: MR. VANCE WALLFORK: OH BIG MAN, LOVE TO EAT NO? BUT IS GREAT AT BUTT FUMBLES YES! ALSO INTERCEPTION MACHINE
OLB: FRANKLIN D ROOSEVELT + DONTA HITOWERS: LOTS OF COVERAGE, LOTS OF RUSHING, BIG HIT MACHINES. GREATNESS
ILB: THEO BRUSCH + JEROD MAYONAISE: THEO BRUSCH ALL TIME PATRIOT LEGEND! ALSO LOOK LIKE MASCOT NO? JEROD MAYONAISE UNDERRATE PATRIOT GREAT YES? MAY HE REST IN PEACE
CB: TYLER LAW + DORRELLE LEAVIS: TY LAW PICK OFF INDUI COLTS OFTEN NO? DORRELLE LEAVIS VERY GOOD HIS ONE YEAR AS PATRIOT, THEN HE GO BACK TO NEW YORK JOKE YES?
SAFETYS: RODNEY HARRISON + LAWMAN MILLAW: I KNOW BOTH STRONG SAFETIES BUT CMON VERY GOOD PLAYERS NO?

SPECIAL TEAMS:
K: ADAM VINATIERI: SO CLUTCH YES? BRADY MAKE HIM LOOK GREAT. HE IS INDUI COLT NOW THO
P: ZOLTAN MESKO: GREAT NAME YES?
RETURNER: TROY BROWN: MR PATRIOT NEEDED TO BE ON ROSTER SOMEWHERE!!


HOPE ENJOY!

 

[Tunescribe]

Goofball. You left out Willie McGinest.

 

[TB_Helmet]

That's quite the secondary.

 

[Wheelman]

I was about to give you a funny rating dikembe until you put in Darrelle Revis. For shame, dikembe, for shame!

 

[Chevy]

If a 4-3 ...

Vrabel - Vince - Ted Washington - Seymore
Willie - Tedy B - Mayo

If a 3-4

Seymore - Vince - Vrabel
Willie - Tedy B - High - Mayo

Vince + Washington ... Well, that accounts for four blockers right there. I've never seen an entire offensive line come down with a case of Caldwell's Syndrome

 

[meatface]

Zoltan mesko, what he lacked in ability he more than made up for in having a great name

 

[drewskie]

In the Brady and Belichick era:

QB Brady
RB Dillon
WR Moss
WR Welker
WR Edelman
TE Gronkowski
LT Light
LG Mankins
C Koppen
RG Neal
RT Vollmer

DE Seymour
NT Wilfork
DE Warren
OLB McGinest
MLB Bruschi
MLB Hightower
OLB Vrabel
CB Law
S Milloy
S Harrison
CB Revis

Toughest cuts: RB Faulk, MLB Mayo, OLB Collins, CB Samuel, CB Talib, CB Butler, FS McCourty.

 

[stinkypete]

No way you can leave Faulk off the list. The offense did not function without him. Consider:
-2006 AFCC game, Faulk limps off the field late in the 2nd quarter
-SB42, Faulk limps off the field early in the 2nd quarter
In both cases, the offense sputtered and the Pats lost the game.

 

[stinkypete]

Also, McCourty belongs here over Milloy, Butler over Revis, and where the hell is Troy Brown?

 

[varjao]

Coach?

 

[MitchKumstein]

Not to nitpick on the criteria, but are we selecting based on their best Patriot season, or the entirety of their Belichick-Patriot career?

If just one season then Mevis could make sense as second cb. He was past his prime in 2014 but still a very good player. But if we're going by Patriots career then Butler or Asante Samuel is #2 cb

 

[Le Numéro Douze]

If we are talking about starters, I understand leaving out Faulk and Brown. However, they would be on the game day roster and see significant action for sure. Might be a fun exercice to come up with a all-time Belichick game day 46-man roster with roles and everything. Just the thought makes me drool. That team would be so perfect.

 

[anditsgood]

HELLO ALL
TO PASS THE TIME OF SECOND BYE WEEK IN A ROW, DIKEMBE HAS DECIDED TO GIVE ALL TIME BELICHICK PATRIOTS ROSTER

HERE WE GO

OFFENSE:
T: MATTY LITE AND SEBASS VOLUME: TWO GREAT TACKLES. MATURAL LITE IS ALL TIME GREAT FRIEND OF TOM!
G: LOGMAN MANKLOGS AND STEPHE NEALS: AH VERY GOOD AT PROTECTION, MUCH LIKE CONDOM AHA?

LOL

C: DAN KOOPA: VERY GOOD NO?
HB: LARGEB BLUNT + KEVIN FOLK: LARGET IS BOLD CHOICE, BUT HE IS BEEN ROCK SOLID PATRIOT! COREY WAS GREAT TOO BUT LARGET TAKE PICTURES WITH ARMY MEN! KEVIN FOLK GREAT AT PASS CATCH!
TE: ROB GRANKOWSK: AH GRENK! A GREAT MAN! HOPE HIS BACK IS BEING REPAIRED WITH BOOZE AND LADYS!
WR: RANDALL MOSS + JULES THE EDELMAN: RANDALL UNSTOPPABILITY IN AIR. COMBINED WITH GRANK IS MONSTEROUS. JULES THE EDELMAN LIKE WES WELKER WITH CLUTCH GENE AND LESS DRUGS. IS VERY CUTE NO?
QB: TOM BRADY: OBVIOUS CHOICE YES?

DEFENSE:
DE: RICARDO SEYMOUR AND CHANDILIER JONES: TWO MONSTERS, CANNOT HIDE PAYTON!!
DT: MR. VANCE WALLFORK: OH BIG MAN, LOVE TO EAT NO? BUT IS GREAT AT BUTT FUMBLES YES! ALSO INTERCEPTION MACHINE
OLB: FRANKLIN D ROOSEVELT + DONTA HITOWERS: LOTS OF COVERAGE, LOTS OF RUSHING, BIG HIT MACHINES. GREATNESS
ILB: THEO BRUSCH + JEROD MAYONAISE: THEO BRUSCH ALL TIME PATRIOT LEGEND! ALSO LOOK LIKE MASCOT NO? JEROD MAYONAISE UNDERRATE PATRIOT GREAT YES? MAY HE REST IN PEACE[

i missed that headline

CB: TYLER LAW + DORRELLE LEAVIS: TY LAW PICK OFF INDUI COLTS OFTEN NO? DORRELLE LEAVIS VERY GOOD HIS ONE YEAR AS PATRIOT, THEN HE GO BACK TO NEW YORK JOKE YES?
SAFETYS: RODNEY HARRISON + LAWMAN MILLAW: I KNOW BOTH STRONG SAFETIES BUT CMON VERY GOOD PLAYERS NO?

SPECIAL TEAMS:
K: ADAM VINATIERI: SO CLUTCH YES? BRADY MAKE HIM LOOK GREAT. HE IS INDUI COLT NOW THO
P: ZOLTAN MESKO: GREAT NAME YES?
RETURNER: TROY BROWN: MR PATRIOT NEEDED TO BE ON ROSTER SOMEWHERE!!


HOPE ENJOY!

nicely done, should have at least a fewHOFers from the 60-80s to that list

 

[Ross12]

"Grenk"

"Grank"

Don't ever change Dikembe

 

[signbabybrady]

I think Branch deserves consideration at WR. Moss, Branch, with Jules in the slot.

 

[primetime]

If a 4-3 ...

Vrabel - Vince - Ted Washington - Seymore
Willie - Tedy B - Mayo

If a 3-4

Seymore - Vince - Vrabel
Willie - Tedy B - High - Mayo

Vince + Washington ... Well, that accounts for four blockers right there. I've never seen an entire offensive line come down with a case of Caldwell's Syndrome

Half or more of these guys are in positions they never played.

 

[Pat the Pats Fan]

What, where's Ocho Cinco and Rich Caldwell?

 

[RobertWeathers]

QB- Kevin O'Connell..........
RB- Dillon, Blount, Faulk, Vereen, Develin
TE-Gronk, Danny Graham, Bennett
OL- Light, Vollmer, Woody (G/C), Mankins, Connolly (C/G)
WR- Moss, WW, JE11, TB80, Branch

3/4 DLine- VW, Sey, Warren
4/3 DLine- VW, Sey, Warren, Willie

3/4 LB- Willie, Vrabel, High, Collins
4/3 LB- High, Collins, Mayo
Secondary- DMC, Rodney, Law, Malcolm, Nickle- Asante, Dime, Revis

P- Allen
K- AV
ST- Slater

OC: Charlie
DC: RAC

 

[SEA_Pat]

Where's Adam Seward?

 

[FourierSeries]