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I LOVE - and wonder - how Cardinal Law - that lying pig - got a 14K a month stipend in a luscious Vatican apt. for life. How do people live with themselves? Say a Novena? Cross themselves and it's all over? Apparently, yeah. That fu kking pig Law got REWARDED for sweeping abuse under the rug...

Patrick Henry, I'm sure.

The awesome NE Patriots have looked like a well-oiled machine in pre-season thus far, I'll give you that. The Jets looked like cat vomit (wheeee), and as a side note, the Eagles looked like dog sh it (fitting). Let's take the 4-0 Detroit Lions pre-season into account, who then illustriously went...

Re: James Ihedigbo Your signature, that's racist! All cheating fakks do not look the same. EDIT: King Ugly, mean hitter.

Re: Hit on Woodhead It's McKnight. The jury is still out. . . wait, verdict! . . . he sukks.

'The Status of the Raiders'. HAH, something about that phraseology is CLASSIC. 'The Status of the Raiders'! If that team isn't my favorite punching bag in life, I don't know what is. Yeah, yeah, Pennington turtled against them and all that, I know, but old history - I mean really old history...

See, what I always wanted to know is, is she a beard or is he a Nancy? Not fer nuthin', and she's a beautiful woman and a freak of nature, don't get me wrong; but I saw a pic of her recently and she looked so anorexic it was frightening. Why do people equate EMACIATED with beauty? Bridget...

That's a shame. He always used to say SB III was a fix. Considering how well the Jets have done cumulatively since then, maybe he wasn't totally crazy. RIP.

Hardy-har, yous guys trowing out 'gay' as a insult. You'd think after all the verbal abuse your QB takes in that dept., you'd come with something else. If I was Rex Ryan and wanted a tat, it would say 'I am fat'. Dr. Seuss, what more do you need?

At least my mind is at rest. Being a lazy turd isn't a crime, but he can always wave to Braylon Edwards from outside the exercise yard.

Now I hate the French, but I was hoping Braylon would be back on the cheap because of the fracas. I guess the Jets will now be requesting his services to and from the Pen. NFL.com news: Bar where Edwards' cousins arrested says WR involved in fight ******* guy. However, we didn't get...

I wish someone would Photoshop Crowder's head on Rex Ryan's body before I start pulling my own hair,

I know'; and I was thrilled with that fat slob, but stop eating?

^Meaning the Jets did, just in case anyone misreads. Kinda reminds me of the D'Brickashaw Ferguson work out clause. I would love to get paid $750K to show up to do what I'm paid to do. Maybe one day I'll get paid that much for pushing a pencil.

Kris Jenkins passed. He fell down without anyone breathing on him during the Jets opener. That's our luck. How do you put something in a guy's contract to stop fu kking eating?

Did. Not. Want - when the rumors originally started months ago. Giants stank, wheee. It'll take him about five minutes to dis the HC and go AWOL. "Where is he?" "Um, not calling us back. . . Dunno, shooting himself in the leg again?" "Maybe he shot himself in the face this time." Jets...

He's an advocate to put an end to World Hunger! Or so I've heard.

He went to the Eagles. Sigh. The good news is that perhaps he'll drown, electrocute, string up, or slam Michael Vick to the ground until he's dead. Edit & P.S: I really detest that prick. Remember him saying, 'I'd like to own a dog again'? Disingenuous a-hole. I would never wish injury on...

I second Emmitt Smith for runner up for marbles in his mouth, but he must have gone to a diction coach because he has gotten worlds better. His HOF speech is proof. I don't think Sharpe is salvageable. Young is OK. He's probably always handing out the 'Book of Mormon' in the Studio. Damn...

Not for nuthin' and just a general observation, but I always find it very funny that sports analysts are always 'evaluating athletes' when 9/10ths of them can't waddle to the fridge for old Chinese and a Diet Coke. The other one percentile are 90 lb. weaklings. What a country! That also goes...