Noodled arm Manning on clearance

Found in a Boulder Target. "As Is" so any growth hormones will cost extra. Soft and plush and works well in the Fall. Freezes up in the Winter. Realistic noodles arms are a new feature for this calendar year's toy.

Hold his foot over a lit candle from now until Sunday.

Is that a camel toe I see?

I knew it .........

h0c2000 said:

Found in a Boulder Target. "As Is" so any growth hormones will cost extra. Soft and plush and works well in the Fall. Freezes up in the Winter. Realistic noodles arms are a new feature for this calendar year's toy.

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Man that thing looks dopey. The Forehead is understated but otherwise, startlingly realistic.

Tunescribe said:

Man that thing looks dopey. The Forehead is understated but otherwise, startlingly realistic.

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Agree. Forehead makes it almost unrecognizel.

h0c2000 said:

Found in a Boulder Target. "As Is" so any growth hormones will cost extra. Soft and plush and works well in the Fall. Freezes up in the Winter. Realistic noodles arms are a new feature for this calendar year's toy.

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Oooh, I want one!

Wax Frog said:

Oooh, I want one!

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You have a dog that likes to ravage stuffed toys?

h0c2000 said:

Found in a Boulder Target. "As Is" so any growth hormones will cost extra. Soft and plush and works well in the Fall. Freezes up in the Winter. Realistic noodles arms are a new feature for this calendar year's toy.

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I find it very interesting this is on clearance BEFORE the AFCCG and Super Bowl. I mean, if Peyton lights it up Sunday or triumphs in San Fran, wouldn't it command top dollar? I wonder if the honchos at Target know something we don't.

IcyPatriot said:

You have a dog that likes to ravage stuffed toys?

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1) I don't have a dog
2) Why would I deprive myself of the chance to be creative? [evil laugh]

Tunescribe said:

Man that thing looks dopey.

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That's a tradition. Early in his career I met a girl who had a celebrity crush on Broncos QB Elway, and praised his "dopey" or "goofy" (I forget which) expression.

Buy it, then burn it in effigy.

Fencer said:

That's a tradition. Early in his career I met a girl who had a celebrity crush on Broncos QB Elway, and praised his "dopey" or "goofy" (I forget which) expression.

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you mean his jackass look...

Someone must have an overly horny dog that can violate that doll in unimaginable ways.

IcyPatriot said:

Is that a camel toe I see?

I knew it .........

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Must have been hard to "teabag" with that "package"....

BradyFTW! said:

Buy it, then burn it in effigy.

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That thing could be a pinata ...
Kids be banging it with poles and vials of HGH would start falling to the floor.

Found it online. Guess I should wait til after the game to get the clearance price

Tuck said:

Agree. Forehead makes it almost unrecognizel.

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It does look more like Drew Brees' forehead than Peytons