OT: Bert Breer is a caged bird

[Ross12]

 

[RobertWeathers]

I think Breer left NFL Network because he lost his undercover.

Below is footage of what really happened.

 

[Betterthanmost]

Arhhh, back when movies were real....

 

[Hammer of Thor]

Did you say Cage-d bird?

 

[Clonamery]

Ohhhhhhh....bird. I read it as "Bert Breer is a caged turd."

 

[RobertWeathers]

Does Breer have a job yet?

 

[Clonamery]

Does Breer have a job yet?

I hear ESPN is hiring.....oh, wait, no.

 

[RobertWeathers]

I hear ESPN is hiring.....oh, wait, no.

No kidding. Media is just as bad as high tech. Sheesh.

If he isn't starting a family or has small children and doesn't want to spend 75% of his life on the the road...only option is to go to FOX, CNNSI or maybe CBS's online media business.

 

[jah]

He belonged there the whole time.

 

[Galeb]

He belonged there the whole time.

The only indoor place Breer belongs either is either on fire or is stocked with shackles, iron bars and torture devices.

 

[goheels22002]

Bert Breer + Shed in the Back Yard = Chick Magnet

 

[Koma]

I wonder if he contemplated eating his own foot?

 

[Tony2046]

NFL Times ‏@NFL_Tmes 5h5 hours ago
@AlbertBreer How do you think the trash bags felt? #nfl

 

[Ross12]

I found this tweet funny because it occurred to me that Bert had inadvertently re-enacted his own birth.

 

[Joker]

I found this tweet funny because it occurred to me that Bert had inadvertently re-enacted his own birth.

wait...what? to re-enact his birth would take someone else to take the initial shyt...

 

[AtomicDawg]

Give him a copy of this, and lock the door!

 

[Hudson Pats Fan]

Does Breer have a job yet?

Isn't he going to MMQB (SI)? I thought he tweeted something about that a few weeks ago.

 

[RobertWeathers]

Isn't he going to MMQB (SI)? I thought he tweeted something about that a few weeks ago.

Oh. Didn't see it. Well good for him.

 

[BTTA]

Wow, the pinnacle of off season boredom.

 

[fnordcircle]

Too bad he didn't die.

I'm joking sheesh, relax. I want him to suffer first.