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We've had fun over the years with the Jets, who give us plenty of ammo, and they are still atop the hate list.
But now they are just "1A" atop that list, and "1B" is none other than the whiny snot-nosed quitting, tanking turds who play indoor soft turf ball and regularly get their heads handed to them by physical teams like ours.
I thought I might not despise them after they dumped Peyton Manning.
I thought I might not despise them after they dumped Bill Polian.
I thought I might not despise them after Tony Dungy decided to go write his holier-than-thou books.
But I was wrong.
They still whine.
They still want the rules changed to their every whim.
They still are paranoid little pansies.
I don't know if they were "in on" the sting operation or not. Maybe they were just being their whiny paranoid selves and Mike Kensil seized the opportunity.
But I...
hate their team,
hate their fat fans,
hate their meth head owner,
hate their whiny GM,
hate their smug coach,
hate their soft climate-controlled dome littered with "wild card participant" banners
hate that they tanked a season
hate that they rolled over and let the Jets make the playoffs
hate that the got away with piping in crowd noise, as confirmed by ther own stadium employees after alleged by five different teams,
hate that they stole an AFCCG in 2006, giving them their franchises greatest moment: beating Rex Grossman
hate that a tough player I liked, Frank Gore, is now a pansy
It's time to revel in their softness.
Week six will be GLORIOUS.
But now they are just "1A" atop that list, and "1B" is none other than the whiny snot-nosed quitting, tanking turds who play indoor soft turf ball and regularly get their heads handed to them by physical teams like ours.
I thought I might not despise them after they dumped Peyton Manning.
I thought I might not despise them after they dumped Bill Polian.
I thought I might not despise them after Tony Dungy decided to go write his holier-than-thou books.
But I was wrong.
They still whine.
They still want the rules changed to their every whim.
They still are paranoid little pansies.
I don't know if they were "in on" the sting operation or not. Maybe they were just being their whiny paranoid selves and Mike Kensil seized the opportunity.
But I...
hate their team,
hate their fat fans,
hate their meth head owner,
hate their whiny GM,
hate their smug coach,
hate their soft climate-controlled dome littered with "wild card participant" banners
hate that they tanked a season
hate that they rolled over and let the Jets make the playoffs
hate that the got away with piping in crowd noise, as confirmed by ther own stadium employees after alleged by five different teams,
hate that they stole an AFCCG in 2006, giving them their franchises greatest moment: beating Rex Grossman
hate that a tough player I liked, Frank Gore, is now a pansy
It's time to revel in their softness.
Week six will be GLORIOUS.
