***THE OFFICIAL 2015 NFL 1st Round draft thread ***

[ashley]

Philly is going to have to give up half their team and a few number 1's to get up to number 2.

 

[farn]

Chip. He might never amount to much. But I'll give him this : he's barrels of fun. Thank goodness for Chip in the offseason !

 

[Soul_Survivor88]

Dianna Marie Russini ‏@NBCdianna 33s33 seconds ago
I'm hearing Washington might want Scherff over Fowler now or trade back and take a DL like Danny Shelton #Redskins

 

[Wheelman]

(1) Fnord is on fire tonight
(2) I'd rather be punched in the midsection by a young Mike Tyson than take Cutler in a trade
(3) Melissa Stark : you are miammy, but I still hate a red carpet for an NFL draft

Can you believe she's 41? Freaking nuts!

 

[PATSYLICIOUS]

Anyone down to film an exaggerated excited youtube reaction video with me when our trade down is announced?

 

[FreeTedWilliams]

OK kiddies here we go........

Nice to see the pats picking at their proper spot #32

 

[Soul_Survivor88]

Dianna Marie Russini ‏@NBCdianna 28s28 seconds ago
Hearing Bucs and Jags might be willing to use their second round picks to move back into the first. Both teams could end up with two ones.

 

[Froob]

Are you besmirching the comedy legend of Steve Guttenberg?!

I'll dislike your post, pal. Don't even test me. I'll dislike the **** out of your post.

All I'm saying is you can't ignore what the likes of Will Ferell, Seth Rogen and Jonah Hill have been able to do in this era. Sure we've had turd sandwiches with never ending sequeals like Paul Blart but there's been some nice hits over the years. I thought "the end" was like the pro bowl if players really tried like it was a meaningful game.

 

[fnordcircle]

All I'm saying is you can't ignore what the likes of Will Ferell, Seth Rogen and Jonah Hill have been able to do in this era. Sure we've had turd sandwiches with never ending sequeals like Paul Blart but there's been some nice hits over the years. I thought "the end" was like the pro bowl if players really tried like it was a meaningful game.

Paul Blart wasn't a comedy, it was an examination of human suffering through allegory.

 

[manxman2601]

Those hoping for Agholor might want to find a new binky if Albert Breer is to be believed.

Thru my calls, heard Nelson Agholor connected to Miami, Houston, Kansas City over the last few days. Good bet to be the 4th receiver to go./QUOTE]

 

[Froob]

Paul Blart wasn't a comedy, it was an examination of human suffering through allegory.

Yes that would make a lot more sense. In all honesty I haven't watched it but I think the commercial told me all I needed to know. Seems like the words "stupid" and "funny" will eventually become interchangeable. Or I'm just a cyinical ***hole which isn't something I'm going to rule out.

 

[Brady_to_Moss]

Dianna Marie Russini ‏@NBCdianna 28s28 seconds ago
Hearing Bucs and Jags might be willing to use their second round picks to move back into the first. Both teams could end up with two ones.

I will take another 2nd...come on baby

 

[Rob0729]

@Mortreport
BREAKING! Sources say that the Pats will trade out of the first round unless they actually use their pick or trade up in the first round. Developing....

 

[Brady_to_Moss]

Jeff Howe ‏@jeffphowe 2m2 minutes ago

Kraft again harps on the depth of the middle rounds. Sounds like a trade down is a legitimate option if the organization believes that.

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[Froob]

@Mortreport
BREAKING! Sources say that the Pats will trade out of the first round unless they actually use their pick or trade up in the first round. Developing....

Mort is a reliable guy as we all know. Must be onto something

 

[manxman2601]

Hearing that ceiling for Wake Forest corner Kevin Johnson is likely Miami Dolphins at No. 14, basement likely Steelers at No. 22

https://twitter.com/RavensInsider/status/593926424777592832

 

[FreeTedWilliams]

Mort is a reliable guy as we all know. Must be onto something

Mort is as reliable as an Iraqi informant

 

[crownontherocks]

Jason La Canfora of CBS Sports reports the Eagles have made the Titans a "very substantial offer" for the No. 2 overall pick.

 

[farn]

Can you believe she's 41? Freaking nuts!

I'm also 41. I don't spend hours in front of the mirror, but I feel comfortable saying Melissa Stark has got me in the looks dept. (if not MOST depts)

 

[patsinthesnow]

@RapSheet: What package are #Eagles talking about to go to No. 1 or No. 2? Two 1st rounders, a 3rd rounder, Fletcher Cox, Boykin, Kendricks, more. Wow.