Bernard Pollard - Page 2 - New England Patriots Forums

RodThePat · 01-14-2013, 08:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Nehalem

QB - WR - TE

The money is on RB this time.

I just thought he was injuring our players on a descending order of their importance to the offense.

fair catch fryar · 01-14-2013, 08:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Tunescribe

That is tempting, but really want to see this handled on the field of play. One option would be for Brady to intentionally throw an interception to him after the Pats are up by 21, and make sure Mankins gets a good 20-yard head of steam before applying helmet to sternum.

If we pool our resources on this board, would it be possible to sneak a set of these into Hernandez's locker before the game?

Someone on this board must have a friend that knows a guy who can get access to the locker room.

***Tunescribe*** · 01-14-2013, 08:10 PM

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Originally Posted by fair catch fryar

If we pool our resources on this board, would it be possible to sneak a set of these into Hernandez's locker before the game?

Someone on this board must have a friend that knows a guy who can get access to the locker room.

Not a bad idea, but I think one of these would work well in a pile-up. Might even come in team colors:

Pat Riot · 01-14-2013, 08:11 PM

The only way Pollard gets to hurt someone on NE is if goes to another team, he did his damage last year with the Ravens.

I hope.

***ausbacker*** · 01-14-2013, 08:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Tunescribe

Right. As long as he's dragging one foot behind him and has been rendered incontinent for the rest of the evening.

I'd take more pleasure in seeing Brady and the Patriots O abuse the Ravens Defense for 60 minutes with Pollard and the Ravens leaving the game helpless and dejected.

Wax Frog · 01-14-2013, 08:18 PM

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Originally Posted by ausbacker

I'd take more pleasure in seeing Brady and the Patriots O abuse the Ravens Defense for 60 minutes with Pollard and the Ravens leaving the game helpless and dejected.

You forgot swallowing tears and dry heaving

***BradyFTW!*** · 01-14-2013, 09:12 PM

Pollard is the only player in the NFL who I actively wish to see suffer a career-ending injury. Mostly because, if he doesn't, then it's only a matter of time before one of our guys does on his account.

The Gr8est · 01-14-2013, 09:20 PM

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Originally Posted by zipster9

Yeah. That's what worries me. Pollard is a jinx for the Patriots, which ever team he played (KC --> Brady, Texans --> Welker, Baltimore --> Gronk).

Hopefully, his pixy-dust is no more...

I'm worried that Gronk's injury will just be seen as the "Free space" on Pollard's bingo card, as he seeks to collect other numbers.

PlainOldEd · 01-14-2013, 09:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Tunescribe

That is tempting, but really want to see this handled on the field of play. One option would be for Brady to intentionally throw an interception to him after the Pats are up by 21, and make sure Mankins gets a good 20-yard head of steam before applying helmet to sternum.

And have Mankins wear his "throwback" helmet.

***Gwedd*** · 01-14-2013, 09:53 PM

Now see, I'm not actively wishing for him to get hurt. That's too tempting, it seems to me, to the Football Gods.

Myself, I know that Karma loves people like Pollard. She keeps them on her speed dial, and just waits for that perfect opportunity to repay them in spades for what they've been dishing out.

Karma is a beyatch, and she'll take care of things right nicely if we let her.