jimmyjames
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- May 13, 2005
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You are a f****ing low life for sure. You are everything wrong with sports and you have sucked all of joy I usually get from coming to this board and spending a few minutes catching up on news about the Patriots. I know your type and I hate you.
You are the guy in the sports bar wearing all of your team's gear cheering way too loudly for every first down so that everyone else in the room knows that you are the SUPERFAN
You are the idiot on sports radio playing out your stupid GM fantasy night after night despite the fact that you have no idea what you are talking about and your own sports career ended in High School with you sitting on the bench
You are the annoying guy in everyone's fantasy league that gets a little too worked up during the draft, making it just a little less fun every year
You are the drunk guy at the game shouting out personal, curse laden insults at opposing players and looking to pick fights with fans of opposing teams because they dared to come into "your house"
You are the guy that says "we" in reference to your team even though you are not, and never will be affiliated with the organization in any way
You are the grown man that spends an inordinate ammount of money to wear the jersey with another, younger, man's name on your back.
And last but not least you are the douche bag that has spent hours of your pathetic life taunting fans of an opposing team over a game that has not yet taken place and that you have absolutely no effect on the eventual outcome. Every attempt to engage you in any honest football discussion has been met with with nothing but mindless comebacks and utter stupidity. Well congratulations. You have ruined my day and I hate you. Hope your happy. Good luck to the Broncos on Saturday f***face.
PS: Classy people don't say classy.
You are the guy in the sports bar wearing all of your team's gear cheering way too loudly for every first down so that everyone else in the room knows that you are the SUPERFAN
You are the idiot on sports radio playing out your stupid GM fantasy night after night despite the fact that you have no idea what you are talking about and your own sports career ended in High School with you sitting on the bench
You are the annoying guy in everyone's fantasy league that gets a little too worked up during the draft, making it just a little less fun every year
You are the drunk guy at the game shouting out personal, curse laden insults at opposing players and looking to pick fights with fans of opposing teams because they dared to come into "your house"
You are the guy that says "we" in reference to your team even though you are not, and never will be affiliated with the organization in any way
You are the grown man that spends an inordinate ammount of money to wear the jersey with another, younger, man's name on your back.
And last but not least you are the douche bag that has spent hours of your pathetic life taunting fans of an opposing team over a game that has not yet taken place and that you have absolutely no effect on the eventual outcome. Every attempt to engage you in any honest football discussion has been met with with nothing but mindless comebacks and utter stupidity. Well congratulations. You have ruined my day and I hate you. Hope your happy. Good luck to the Broncos on Saturday f***face.
PS: Classy people don't say classy.
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