Pats under investigation for Covid protocol breaches

Here’s Covidgate.You knew once 345 Park Ave started talking about taking draft picks for this stuff it was only a matter of time before they started poking at their favorite football team.

You just have to laugh. F this league

So the Titans have an outbreak - league says eh we’ll get around to it.
Saints- crickets
Chiefs- crickets
Falcons- crickets
Pats have a positive test- investigate them right NOW!

Seems legit

crooked f**king league, if I was Belichick i'd tell them his team won't be on the plane to KC.

sb1 said:

So the Titans

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Funny how news of the Titans investigation only came out after the Newton thing. Why was that? They hadn't lifted a f**king finger to investigate for days. Yet they launched an immediate investigation into the Pats after 1 player. Where is the immediate investigation into the Chiefs? Game wasn't postponed just because the Pats had a positive. Chiefs were 50/50 with the Pats on this.

Still waiting on the Falcons investigation which was the first team to have someone test positive during the season and that was weeks ago.....

JMC00 said:

Funny how news of the Titans investigation only came out after the Newton thing. Why was that? They hadn't lifted a f**king finger to investigate for days. Yet they launched an immediate investigation into the Pats after 1 player. Where is the immediate investigation into the Chiefs? Game wasn't postponed just because the Pats had a positive. Chiefs were 50/50 with the Pats on this.

Still waiting on the Falcons investigation which was the first team to have someone test positive during the season and that was weeks ago.....

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Raiders too.


League won’t do ****. It’s not the team whose head coach said no to their favorite football team 20 years ago.

The same morons that couldn't get a handle on how to use the ideal gas law will now deploy their sophisticated understanding of epidemiology. Can't wait.

The reality is that either the protocols used in the Patriots facilities are so good that the League actually should reward us with draft picks for keeping the infection of the QB1 (!!) limited to only him, or -- more likely -- we got lucky that the viral loads that Newton is spreading when breathing are not big enough to act as the same kind of super-spreading event that the Titans had.

I know I am getting burned at the end of each of those investigations when I say it but there is nothing to see here. He and the team got notified immediately upon a positive test, he didn't continue attending team events or taking joy rides with a car while already being diagnosed but quarantined.

Nobody else so far has tested positive which in itself gives a lot of credit to the protocols in place and the players following them.

Frustration level rising...

Raiders brought in unauthorized personnel, 1/3 the coaches aren't wearing their masks : let's go hard at NE.

My wife’s friend went to Auburn for her Masters during Cam’s time there. Apparently, he likes himself some threesomes. It’ll be funny if the league investigates and gets to the conclusion that he got it by banging some rando... or a a couple of randos. He’s the only one on the team to contract it, so that’s a logical hypothesis in my book.

KontradictioN said:

My wife’s friend went to Auburn for her Masters during Cam’s time there. Apparently, he likes himself some threesomes. It’ll be funny if the league investigates and gets to the conclusion that he got it by banging some rando... or a a couple of randos. He’s the only one on the team to contract it, so that’s a logical hypothesis in my book.

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No joke : I believe you.

farn said:

No joke : I believe you.

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I mean, he’s far from the only athlete that enjoys a good threesome, I would suspect. As well he should. It sounds like fun, but a lot of work for us mere mortals. Those who are lucky enough to engage in one will dine with Odin in the halls of Valhalla.

Don't turn your phone over to them Cam!

KontradictioN said:

I mean, he’s far from the only athlete that enjoys a good threesome, I would suspect. As well he should. It sounds like fun, but a lot of work for us mere mortals. Those who are lucky enough to engage in one will dine with Odin in the halls of Valhalla.

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That’s nuts. I have it on good account (Capt Stone) that he contracted the virus from his haberdasher. Fashion flu.

Of course they are... seriously, is anyone surprised by this? I'm not. If there's anything that can be investigated, the NYFL will investigate the Patriots.

KontradictioN said:

I mean, he’s far from the only athlete that enjoys a good threesome, I would suspect. As well he should. It sounds like fun, but a lot of work for us mere mortals. Those who are lucky enough to engage in one will dine with Odin in the halls of Valhalla.

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PF forum >>> caffeine

luuked said:

but there is nothing to see here.

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Oh trust me the nfl will manufacture it

KontradictioN said:

I mean, he’s far from the only athlete that enjoys a good threesome, I would suspect. As well he should. It sounds like fun, but a lot of work for us mere mortals. Those who are lucky enough to engage in one will dine with Odin in the halls of Valhalla.

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I’m looking forward to it, but hoping not soon. Still hoping to punch that ticket a few more times first.

n6249c said:

I’m looking forward to it, but hoping not soon. Still hoping to punch that ticket a few more times first.

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Take a bow, king.

PatsBoy12 said:

Of course they are... seriously, is anyone surprised by this? I'm night. If there's anything that can be investigated, the NYFL will investigate the Patriots.

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Optics.

Cam is the biggest name yet, it’s highly visible because of rescheduling two of the highest profile teams, and they’ve already got a mess with the Titans.

Somebody’s got to do something! And be seen doing whatever it is.

KontradictioN said:

Take a bow, king.

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Truthfully, I’d rather go pub crawling with cousin Loki.