Random 2019 humorous draft thoughts

Mike the Brit said:

Though for sheer craziness I'm still taking Barkevious Mingo.

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And for sheer irony, after the Miami locker room brouhaha, I would nominate Rich Incognito.

ChessToCheckers said:

And for sheer irony, after the Miami locker room brouhaha, I would nominate Rich Incognito.

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Richie Incognito sounds like something that Queen sings for no apparent reason in "Bohemian Rhapsody"

ChessToCheckers said:

And for sheer irony, after the Miami locker room brouhaha, I would nominate Rich Incognito.

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Of course, as a thousand senile announcers have pointed out, Incognito should be a good name for an O-lineman ("He doesn't want to hear his name called!") So there's irony there. On the other hand, "Richie" isn't quite attention-grabbing enough. If it were "Sh'Boom Incognito" or something like that, he'd win, hands down.

Mike the Brit said:

...On the other hand, "Richie" isn't quite attention-grabbing enough. If it were "Sh'Boom Incognito" or something like that, he'd win, hands down.

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I should note that "hands down" in the context of an O-lineman just invites a more clever comment than I have at the ready just now.

But I have to say I have a pet theory... you know how the Pats go looking for rodeo clowns and wrestlers to bring in their skill sets to the NFL? We need to scour mime schools for O-line bodies. They have the hand-fighting down. & if you tell them they have to win a fight in a phone booth they know exactly what that means.

"Come at me bro"