PATS16N0
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Who needs Megatron when you have Gronktimus Prime?
Tom Brady to Rob Gronkowski is the most dominant force in the entire NFL. It doesn't matter what any stat says because those stats haven't mattered since 2011. With Tom's laser accuracy and Gronk doing his Gronk, the duo isn't just dominant, it's as close as you can get in the league to unstoppable (something that cannot be defended). You only have to watch the games.
All last season and all off season, I found myself having to remind everyone panicking about receivers that Rob Gronkowski was on our team. He had been gone so long people understandably forgot what Patriot offensive football looks like when he's healthy.
Between Super Saiyan Brady and Gronktimus, we have the coolest, most stylishly intense football team in the league. Oh, and we're super bad ass.
If Gronk had a twin, they could merge to become a 500 tall flying robot. If you want to stop him, call the Avengers.
We've slowly watched Rob get back into football shape this season and the consensus seems to be that with the annihilation of the Bears, Rob is back to full throttle, and the league hasn't seem him at this level since the 2011 post season. With Rob back to 100%, you can basically forget everything you think you know about the Patriots, and that goes most importantly for national experts and fans around the league.
Right now Denver's coaching staff is preparing for Sunday. Plans are cute, and everyone has one until they get punched in the mouth.
Through out the rest of the season we will have an elite, terrifying offense before which the league will tremble, that performs better down the stretch, against better teams and tougher defenses, and is statistically no lower than 3rd, while being more dynamic and difficult to defend than that number suggests.
Denver is leaving Gillette with a two score loss and the AFC narrative changes dramatically after this weekend.
Prepare to be destroyed.
http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjkiebus/17-reasons-rob-gronkowski-is-gods-gift-to-football-fans
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