Things sharper than Eli Manning

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  1. sbcpats70

    sbcpats70 Practice Squad Player

    A bowl of Cool Whip
     
  2. oldskool138

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    A bowling ball

    A pound of wet leather
     
  3. CTPatsFan

    CTPatsFan Rotational Player and Threatening Starter's Job

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    The front end of a bus.
     
  4. xmarkd400x

    xmarkd400x 2nd Team Getting Their First Start

    A spork.

    10 chars
     
  5. reflexblue

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    Spork, What the he!! is a spork :confused:
     
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  6. reflexblue

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    A sack of door knobs.
     
  7. xmarkd400x

    xmarkd400x 2nd Team Getting Their First Start

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  8. fair catch fryar

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    My 2 year-old daughter uses one of those in the kid's version with a picture of Dora. You couldn't pop a balloon with one if you tried.:D
     
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  9. lusdawg

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    marble ... ten chars
     
  10. reflexblue

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    #91 Jersey

  11. cartmen

    cartmen Third String But Playing on Special Teams

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    marshmallow and btw what is 10 char?
     
  12. sbcpats70

    sbcpats70 Practice Squad Player

    You have to have at least 10 characters in your post...forum rule.
     
  13. fair catch fryar

    fair catch fryar In the Starting Line-Up

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    Emmit Smith.:p
     
  14. reflexblue

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    Oh yeah, take this....... Marschall Faulk....:D
     
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  15. Pat the Pats Fan

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    The Mad Poynt......
     

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  16. fair catch fryar

    fair catch fryar In the Starting Line-Up

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    Mercury Morris! :cool:
     
  17. Spirit of '76

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    Floam.

    Styrofoam popcorn.
     
  18. oldskool138

    oldskool138 In the Starting Line-Up

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    A pencil eraser.
     
  19. reflexblue

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    Thats tough to beat I don't know if I can, but here goes. Merril Hodge :eek:
     
  20. fair catch fryar

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    Although he is pretty slow on the draw, I still think Mercury beats out Hoge in the "doofus" department.

    A beach ball.
     
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