Shortest Books Ever Written Thread

[smyoung]

How to Raise Well-Adjusted, Fully-Clothed Daughters -- Lynne Spears

(sorry, had to get involved )

Respecting female trainers - Peyton Manning

love, love, love it!!!

 

[bradmahn]

Using Your Retirement Time Effectively - Brett Favre
Managing Your Image: How to Control Public Perception Through Careful Product Endorsement - Peyton Manning
Eight Hours is Just Too Much: Limited Rest and Its Benefits in Your Every Day Life - Tony Dungy

 

[TheGodInAGreyHoodie]

Keeping your job as a starter and not getting demoted to back up - Drew Bledsoe (a three volume set)

 

[OhExaulted1]

How To Increase Your Hat Size- Barry Bonds
Guide To Diagnosing Precise Medical Conditions-Bill Belichick
Wonderlic Tips-Vince Young
My Life As Head Coach Of The NY Jets-Bill Belichick
Self Cures For Lisps-Dan Dierdorf
How To Be Acurrate Play-By-Play Commentator-Bryant Gumble

 

[Patriotic]

"Why I Love 'What the?' as my Nickname" by Kevin Faulk

"Underexposed" by Zeke 'Take a Peek' Mowatt

"The Snow Plow Nobody Remembers" by Mark Henderson

"The History of the Bay State Patriots" by B S Moore

"How to be a Quiet Drunk" by Joe Namath

"My Super Bowl Bling" by 'Super' Dan Marino

"The Downside of Pumped and Jacked" by Pete Carroll

 

[ALP]

How to handle choking in the playoffs - Tom Brady

How to NOT get penelized in football - Rodney Harrison

How to get paid by showing up in the playoffs - Asante Samuel (08 version)

How to persuade your coach to use you more - Laurence Maroney

 

[TheGodInAGreyHoodie]

Durability and playing with pain - Terry Glenn

Humility - the Patriot fan base (not the players the fans)

Fielding ground balls - Bill Buckner

 

[PATRIOT64]

How I became the most beloved poster at Patsfans - NEM

The story of the most unselfish NFL player ever - Terrell Owens

How I lost all that weight on Nutrasystem - Vince Wilfork

The NFL story of former New England players that won championships with thier new team

 

[TheGodInAGreyHoodie]

The NFL story of former New England players that won championships with thier new team

AV has written that one.

 

[Disco Volante]

As has Dan Klecko.

 

[TheGodInAGreyHoodie]

Treating Kids with respect -- Colts fans

 

[BigEZPatsFan76]

How to apply equal penalty to all for the same "infraction"......Roger Goddell

How to keep a league competition balanced and fair.......Bill Polian

The secret to winning back to back BCS title games.....Ohio State Buckeyes

Correct usage of the "roughing the passer" call.......Ben Dreith

How to honor your past achievements with class..... '72 Dolphins

The secret to winning back to back Super Bowls.......Peyton Manning (prologue by Jim Kelly)

Getting over it (Super Bowl XXXVI).......Marshall Faulk

Secrets to becoming a successful mom........Britney Spears

Post season success in three easy steps......Marty Schottenheimer

How to make the press love you......Bill Belichick (prologue by Bobby Knight)

The art of being a "team player".......Terrell Owens

How to handle the success of a first week "bye" in the playoffs.....The Indianapolis Colts







AND...Coming to a Barnes & Noble location near you, on April 15, 2012:

Titanic, still steaming, 100 years after the first successful voyage......Great Grandson of Capt Edward Smith


EZ76

 

[nukin]

How to make a thread on Patsfans.com that will die pretty quick - sbcpats70


oh wait! :bricks:

 

[nukin]

The Great Game: Book 1; Records Last Forever - Dan Marino
The Great Game: Book 2; How much regular seasons records mean - LT
The Great Game: Book 3; What to do in the Playoffs - Peyton Manning

 

[Drew_Brady]

Realistic Contract Negotiations - a Players Manual by Drew Rosenhaus
My failures at the NFL Draft by Scott Pioli
Consistency by Rex Grossman. Foreword by Reggie Bush.
My friend Eric Mangini by BB (sorry)
How to Commit the Perfect Crime and Get Away With It by The Cincinnati Bengals
Dynasty! a co-production by the Arizona Cardinals and the San Diego Chargers
I Suck At My Job by Monica Lewinski

 

[TommyD4207]

Probability and Statistics - LaDanian Tomlinson
Well Done is better than Well Said - Anthony Smith and Igor Olshansky, Forewords by Freddy "FredEx" Mitchell and Mike Vanderjagt

Live it Like You Preach It! - Tony Dungy
Gas in the Tank!: How to Stay Fresh in the 4th Quarter - Corey Dillon
Treating Women with Respect and Courtesy - Zeke Mowatt
Winning Football: A Guide to Coaching- Rod Rust, Forewords by Rich Kotite and Cam Cameron

Really, It's My Cousin's - Ty Law
Reading the Psychology of a Football Team- Tom Jackson
Acing the Wonderlic Exam- Vince Young, Forewards by Michael Vick and LaDanian Tomlinson
The Better Team ALWAYS Wins- Kordell Stewart-Additional Chapter in 2nd Printing by Wade Phillips
Sanity- Bill Polian
Endorsment Deals and Television Appearances I've Turned Down- Peyton Manning
Individuality- The 2000-2008 New England Patriots
Parts of My Body That Don't Still Hurt- Steve Grogan
Keeping Your Yards Per Carry High- Reggie Dupard, Leonard Russell, Marion Butts and Antowain Smith
Games I've Sucked In-Troy Brown
Keeping a Stiff Upper Lip- Hines Ward, Kordell Stewart and LaDanian Tomlinson
Being a Good Teammate Here: Interceptions and Incompletions That Were My Fault- Peyton Manning, Foreword by Dan Marino
Remaining Relevant- Mercury Morris, dictated by Don Shula
Tough Breaks: Games Lost by the 07-08 New England Patriots- Scott Pioli
Playing Under Control- Rodney Harrison

 

[RayClay]

Rest-The key to playoff victories by Dungy.

Defeat- Accepting the ultimate responsibility by Seyton Manning.

Positive chemistry By Lady Tomlinson and Philip rivers.

Emotional stability-the key to Success by T.O.

What i did on my winter vacation-A playoff diary by Romo

Playing under control (subtitle, better safe than sorry) The Brett Favre story

Effective speaking-Using the media to help your team Igor Olshansky

My best years are ahead of me-Adam Vinatierei and the Indianapolis colts

My dynasty Bill Pollian

Miss Manners book on Class-Foreword, Tomlinson, Rivers and Olshansky. Special section of proper dance techniques by Mr. Merriman

 

[alamo]

Journalistic Excellence - Mike Florio (with a foreword by Greg Easterbrook)

Lawrence Maroney, Superstar (a pop-up book) by National Sports Advisors

When You Work With A Bunch of Losers: Tips for Escaping Your Contract and Finding a Better Employer - Todd Sauerbraun

 

[Joker]

When Will I Finally Master The Correct Spelling Of Cat?...by Sanvara, the Anti-Genius

 

[neuronet]

A guide to etiquette (LT)
On predicting the outcome of an NFL game (Anthony Smith)
A chronicle of my immature behavior with the Patriots (Moss)