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- Dec 23, 2004
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My name is Arlen and I am an Eagles fan - Hello Arlen.
I have done all I could do to tarnish the team that beat my team - Yes you did Arlen, do go on.
Once they realized I only did for my friends at Comcast, I had to stop - Poor poor Arlen, we forgive you.
Now, I turn to those poor fans in other cities and their brand new stadiums - But, Arlen, are you sure you want to go there?
Well maybe they wont realize I am only doing it because I know my Iggles cannot keep up with Cowboys & Giants anymore - Arlen, you need to stop now, that is what this recovery group is all about.
But, what about Comcast, I need to deliver Direct TV revenue to them - Arlen, stop, there may be people here that will tell all what you have just admitted too...
Oh, nevermind then, I have lost interest in this - there ya go Arlen, that's better - bare your soul now.
OK - I don't like basketball so I really don;t care if that ref. fixed games, wouldn't;t help the 76ers anyway - OK Arlen that;s enough go lie down now, you have had your last 15 minutes and they weren't exactly your most impressive.
Yes, thank you all for being there for me, I must lie down now, must stop talking, I think I am going to blow chunks now, just like my friend with the sore arm, Donovan - goodbye Arlen and good riddance.
I have done all I could do to tarnish the team that beat my team - Yes you did Arlen, do go on.
Once they realized I only did for my friends at Comcast, I had to stop - Poor poor Arlen, we forgive you.
Now, I turn to those poor fans in other cities and their brand new stadiums - But, Arlen, are you sure you want to go there?
Well maybe they wont realize I am only doing it because I know my Iggles cannot keep up with Cowboys & Giants anymore - Arlen, you need to stop now, that is what this recovery group is all about.
But, what about Comcast, I need to deliver Direct TV revenue to them - Arlen, stop, there may be people here that will tell all what you have just admitted too...
Oh, nevermind then, I have lost interest in this - there ya go Arlen, that's better - bare your soul now.
OK - I don't like basketball so I really don;t care if that ref. fixed games, wouldn't;t help the 76ers anyway - OK Arlen that;s enough go lie down now, you have had your last 15 minutes and they weren't exactly your most impressive.
Yes, thank you all for being there for me, I must lie down now, must stop talking, I think I am going to blow chunks now, just like my friend with the sore arm, Donovan - goodbye Arlen and good riddance.