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  1. Ice_Ice_Brady

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    Reasons Colts will win

    1. The Colts are a classy organization, with a Christian coach, a humanitarian quarterback, and a group of great people, who are all special snowflakes. The Patriots, meanwhile, are arrogant, classless cheaters.

    2. The Patriots win would be bad for the parity of the NFL (straight from the Colts message board.) Therefore it would be unbecoming of the Patriots to win this one.

    3. The Patriots have been winning by a large margin of victory, and have proven to be socially unacceptable, and their actions have forced other teams to be humbled and embarassed. The Colts, meanwhile, are keen at giving good handshakes, patting the other team on the butt, and taking them to dinner and a movie following the game.

    4. The court of public opinion strongly favors the moral, upright Colts, whereas the Patriots are very unpopular and tasteless.


    Reasons Patriots will win

    1. They have better football players and coaching.


    So based on these reasons we've seen, who do you like in this game?
  2. TheseColorsDontRun

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    HAH! I love the fact that you mention religion as a factor for winning a football game. With sarcasm, I..hope.

    But of course... - you're totally right.

    But besides these overwhelming odds against us, I still have the Pats in a blow-out.
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    You forgot to mention the way the Colts symbolize "love of laughter".
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    I like the Pats to win. :D
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  5. The Boston Patriot

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    You forgot the God-Like qualities for Dungy and Manning and the Satanic-Like qualities of the Pats,
    plus all the intangibles. :p
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  6. RabidPatsFan

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    I like the part about the Colts all being special snowflakes. :D Surely that gives them the edge.
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    RETRACT YOUR COMMENTS IMMEDIATELY YOU HEATHEN SWINE! YOU WILL ROAST IN HELL FOR EVEN THINKING THAT OR LETTING IT PASS THROUGH YOU LIPS.

    How dare they not acknowledge the God-like superiority of the Pats. Pats to Colts is like cavier to dog crap. It's like Secretariat to the glue factory nag. It's like a Ferrari to a Yugo.

    Every one of them should be tracked down and beaten senseless.
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    You also forgot to mention the Mother Teresa-like humility exhibited by the colts, best exemplified by Manning's refusal to do crass TV ads and Dungy's bok about himself entitled "Quiet Strength". I mean, if they weren't such humble guys, you would see Manning on TV all the time and Dungy would have written a book entitled "I am a Great Person Becasue of My Quiet Strength".
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    Yea, I saw a picture once, (not sure where) but it looked as if Belichick had horns on his head. Really. Its true. I saw it.

    Thats got to mean something.

    Right?
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    THIS....was funny
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