Reasons the Patriots will lose

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  1. Ice_Ice_Brady

    Ice_Ice_Brady In the Starting Line-Up

    Reasons Colts will win

    1. The Colts are a classy organization, with a Christian coach, a humanitarian quarterback, and a group of great people, who are all special snowflakes. The Patriots, meanwhile, are arrogant, classless cheaters.

    2. The Patriots win would be bad for the parity of the NFL (straight from the Colts message board.) Therefore it would be unbecoming of the Patriots to win this one.

    3. The Patriots have been winning by a large margin of victory, and have proven to be socially unacceptable, and their actions have forced other teams to be humbled and embarassed. The Colts, meanwhile, are keen at giving good handshakes, patting the other team on the butt, and taking them to dinner and a movie following the game.

    4. The court of public opinion strongly favors the moral, upright Colts, whereas the Patriots are very unpopular and tasteless.

    Reasons Patriots will win

    1. They have better football players and coaching.

    So based on these reasons we've seen, who do you like in this game?
  2. HAH! I love the fact that you mention religion as a factor for winning a football game. With sarcasm, I..hope.

    But of course... - you're totally right.

    But besides these overwhelming odds against us, I still have the Pats in a blow-out.
  3. kurtinelson

    kurtinelson In the Starting Line-Up

    #37 Jersey

    You forgot to mention the way the Colts symbolize "love of laughter".
  4. QuiGon

    QuiGon Banned

    I like the Pats to win. :D
    Last edited: Oct 31, 2007
  5. The Boston Patriot

    The Boston Patriot Supporter Supporter

    You forgot the God-Like qualities for Dungy and Manning and the Satanic-Like qualities of the Pats,
    plus all the intangibles. :p
    Last edited: Oct 31, 2007
  6. RabidPatsFan

    RabidPatsFan Practice Squad Player

    #51 Jersey

    I like the part about the Colts all being special snowflakes. :D Surely that gives them the edge.
  7. mcbee

    mcbee Banned


    How dare they not acknowledge the God-like superiority of the Pats. Pats to Colts is like cavier to dog crap. It's like Secretariat to the glue factory nag. It's like a Ferrari to a Yugo.

    Every one of them should be tracked down and beaten senseless.
  8. Seacoast Fan

    Seacoast Fan Third String But Playing on Special Teams

    #75 Jersey

    You also forgot to mention the Mother Teresa-like humility exhibited by the colts, best exemplified by Manning's refusal to do crass TV ads and Dungy's bok about himself entitled "Quiet Strength". I mean, if they weren't such humble guys, you would see Manning on TV all the time and Dungy would have written a book entitled "I am a Great Person Becasue of My Quiet Strength".
  9. LoveDemPats

    LoveDemPats Third String But Playing on Special Teams

    Yea, I saw a picture once, (not sure where) but it looked as if Belichick had horns on his head. Really. Its true. I saw it.

    Thats got to mean something.

  10. Tommysgirl

    Tommysgirl Third String But Playing on Special Teams

    THIS....was funny
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