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    Its the off-season and little is happening. Anyone care to add?

    It can be a throw-away comment, a link, a post, anything which you found particularly funny, witty, sarcastic, whatever...

    I may as well go first. Gives me a smirk whenever I read it....

    F–k It. I’m Throwing It Downfield.
     
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    Re: OTish - Whats the singular funniest quote\link\post that you've read about footba

    lol. that's pretty much how I pictured his decision-making process playing out
     
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    Re: OTish - Whats the singular funniest quote\link\post that you've read about footba

    I have three. One is the George Carlin routine recently linked here. The other two are:


    Football combines the two worst features of American life: Violence and committee meetings. -- George Will


    Reporter: "Coach, what do you think of your team's execution?"
    John McKay: "I'm in favor of it."
     
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    Re: OTish - Whats the singular funniest quote\link\post that you've read about footba

    " we're looking to next season,we're looking to make.. a noise now...I wanna kiss you."
    " Thanks Joe."
    " Yeah ! "
     
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    Re: OTish - Whats the singular funniest quote\link\post that you've read about footba

    I wrote the next installment of "What We've Learned" tonight (it'll run in the morning) and came accross this article in my search this evening - which I didn't mention in that piece, but it fit your request in this thread:

    Bill Belichick Drops Off Recent Draft Picks In Middle Of Nowhere, Tells Them To Find Way Back | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

    It's a funny read - for those who don't mind satire pieces. I've found people either love/hate "The Onion" - there doesn't seem to be much of an in-between there. So I don't quote it much, but actually found it somewhat humorous.
     
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    Re: OTish - Whats the singular funniest quote\link\post that you've read about footba

    You're only two months late to the party, Ian. :D
     
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    Re: OTish - Whats the singular funniest quote\link\post that you've read about footba

    Ian has to run this board, ctpf. Unlike us, he doesn't have time to waste reading it! :D
     
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    Re: OTish - Whats the singular funniest quote\link\post that you've read about footba

    Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein - Joe Theismann

    Way to go ;)
     
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    Re: OTish - Whats the singular funniest quote\link\post that you've read about footba

    Former New Orleans Saints RB George Rogers

    “I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first”
     
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    Re: OTish - Whats the singular funniest quote\link\post that you've read about footba

    The reason women don't play football is because eleven of them would never wear the same outfit in public. - Phyllis Diller

    I'm not sure if this is about football or soccer though.
     
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    Re: OTish - Whats the singular funniest quote\link\post that you've read about footba

    William Perry.

    Bill Peterson.
     
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    Re: OTish - Whats the singular funniest quote\link\post that you've read about footba

    My bad. Apparently I missed it the first time around...although that's typical for me anyway :bricks:
     
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    Re: OTish - Whats the singular funniest quote\link\post that you've read about footba

    Hollywood Henderson's comment on Terry Bradshaw's IQ:

    "He couldn't spell 'cat' if you spotted him the c and the a."
     
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    Re: OTish - Whats the singular funniest quote\link\post that you've read about footba

    On some days, that makes him a lucky man!
     
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    Re: OTish - Whats the singular funniest quote\link\post that you've read about footba

    Remember someone describing Vince Youngs jersey number as being higher than his wonderlic score.

    Dont know how true it was, but I remember laughing out loud when I read it.
     
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    Re: OTish - Whats the singular funniest quote\link\post that you've read about footba

    Anything by DWToys.....
     
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    Re: OTish - Whats the singular funniest quote\link\post that you've read about footba

    "I was interviewing George Halas and I asked him who is the greatest running back you ever saw. And he said, 'That would be Red Grange.' And I asked him if Grange was playing today, how many yards do you think he'd gain. And he said, 'About 750, maybe 800 yards.' And I said, 'Well, 800 yards is just okay.' He sat up in his chair and he said, 'Son, you must remember one thing. Red Grange is 75 years old.' "
    -- Chris Berman on ESPN's SportsCentury show.

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