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:rofl: that was actually kinda funny, tonight, with Parcells kissing everybody. My seething hate for him is starting to diminish now that he's reminding me of my Grandpa.
 
You know, I am happy for Tuna tonight. Last week when the game went so bad I started feeling sad for him. All these things blowing up around him, TO, Drew, etc and I watched the entire game, he looked worn out, tired, and just downright sad. I am happy for him. Really am.

Kisses for everybody :D
 
NEM said:
He DOES look like he's worn down. He better be careful, he might be on the verge of some sort of heart problem. I can relate to the way he looks.
Part-time Offensive Coordinator and Coronary Specialist? Damn.

;)
 
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T-ShirtDynasty said:
Part-time Offensive Coordinator and Coronary Specialist? Damn.

;)

NEM never ceases to amaze me.
 
Well, now we know what kind of guy has the lap T-shirt likes to sit on.
 
NEM said:
Well, I guess since I had two heart attacks and a triple bypass surgery, I could qualify for that. Can you?
Medical School standards seem to be slipping.
 
NEM said:
Well, I guess since I had two heart attacks and a triple bypass surgery, I could qualify for that. Can you?
No, NEM, and I hope I never can, sincerely.

NEM, I don't disagree with you that the Tuna looks unhealthy. He's carrying a ton of weight in the extreme lower part of his gut... y'see how he belts his pants above his buldge? Looks like high cortisol weight caused by increased stress and lack of sleep, maybe adrenal fatigue and/or thyroid problems (all aggrivated even more by stress). Looks like a bunch of estrogenic weight too. All that is gonna stress the heart big time.

Now, 'scuse me... I hear my fat-free cottage cheese with ground flax seed and about 5 Super Omega Fish Oil pills callin' my name. Yikes and my bedtime 500mg of Slo-Mag(nesium). Grrrr...
 
NEM said:
So, people with heart conditions are a joke to you? Screw You.
NEM loves HIM some - clueless as always you old goat, don't boast if your worried about a relapse.
 
You guys really need to get a grip.

I think it was one of the great modern day authors of the 1960's who wrote: "Hate, is never having to feeling sorry for anyone."


They even made it into a movie but turned things around to make it sappy.
 
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No, NEM, and I hope I never can, sincerely.

NEM, I don't disagree with you that the Tuna looks unhealthy. He's carrying a ton of weight in the extreme lower part of his gut... y'see how he belts his pants above his buldge? Looks like high cortisol weight caused by increased stress and lack of sleep, maybe adrenal fatigue and/or thyroid problems (all aggrivated even more by stress). Looks like a bunch of estrogenic weight too. All that is gonna stress the heart big time.

Now, 'scuse me... I hear my fat-free cottage cheese with ground flax seed and about 5 Super Omega Fish Oil pills callin' my name. Yikes and my bedtime 500mg of Slo-Mag(nesium). Grrrr...

Everybody needs to start walking an hour every day at a brisk pace.
 
NEM said:
Does an hour of non stop sex qualify?

I suppose it would but you'd probably go bankrupt paying for the Viagra.
 
edgecy said:
You know, I am happy for Tuna tonight. Last week when the game went so bad I started feeling sad for him. All these things blowing up around him, TO, Drew, etc and I watched the entire game, he looked worn out, tired, and just downright sad. I am happy for him. Really am.

Kisses for everybody :D

I was happy for him too. I read this article where it said he doesn't even get any joy out of coaching when things are going well and he just can't seem to stop. Whether it's for money for his divorces or what have you, I found it incredibly sad. It's nice to see him happy, if only for a few moments.
 
I have a live and let live attitude if the Players and coaches want to kiss each other go for it as long as the cheerleaders are allowed to do the same. I have my tape ready.
 
NEM said:
Well, I guess since I had two heart attacks and a triple bypass surgery, I could qualify for that. Can you?
Sounds like someone who didn't learn from the first one to me :)
 
NEM said:
Does an hour of non stop sex qualify?


As long you do most of the work and the blowup doll can take it.:D
 
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