My girlfriend's mother bought me as a joke gift for christmas this hugely obnoxious Patriots scarf. They thought it was funny and very ugly. Little did they know I would love it and I have worn it almost every day since Christmas. This includes wearing it to interviews for post graduate job positions at oh so prestigous institutions with my black suit, black trench coat, boring tie and loudly obnoxious red white and blue Patriots scarf. One morning my girlfriend was like "I cant believe your going to wear that thing to your interview." And honestly I went to every state in New England to interview and I got a compliment in every state in New England on my beloved scarf. Often times instead of talking about the same boring crap, we would talk some Pats on my interviews. These high flying, important guys would be like "If your a Pats fan, you'll fit right in here!" So lets give it up to my scarf. My new best friend. My Secret Lover. To my scarf, may he have a long happy life and may I actually not lose him within a few weeks like I have lost every patriots winter hat, pair of gloves and scarf I have ever owned. TO SCARF!