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Mark Wahlberg calls Tom Brady an American Hero and Cultural Icon


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"[Tom's] a great American hero. A cultural icon. The greatest quarterback in the history of the game. He will go on to probably win at least two more Super Bowls, the only quarterback to ever win 6, appear in 8," Wahlberg said. "And you’ve got to see him in 'Ted 2.' We break into his house. Ted wants to have a baby but he obviously doesn’t have a male appendage, so we try to figure out what would be the best version of a baby for Ted.

"So we break into Tom Brady’s house and try to steal his sperm so Ted can have a super baby."

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Me: 7's the key number here. Think about it. 7-Elevens. 7 dwarves. 7, man, that's the number. 7 chipmunks twirlin' on a branch, eatin' lots of sunflowers on my uncle's ranch. You know that old children's tale from the sea. It's like you're dreamin' about Gorgonzola cheese when it's clearly Brie time, baby. Step into my office.
Marky Mark: Why?
Me: 'Cause you're fu℃kin' fired!
 
If I had control of the "deflated footballs" investigation, it wouldn't have gone down like that.
 
At least we know where Wahlberg stands. It will be interesting to see if any of the other celebrity Boston fans are up in the box with traitor Bob and the bimbo or with the real fans .
 
Wahlberg reminds me of one of those fishes that hangs onto a giant whale as it roams the ocean.
 
In other news, water is wet........
 
At least we know where Wahlberg stands. It will be interesting to see if any of the other celebrity Boston fans are up in the box with traitor Bob and the bimbo or with the real fans .

The only Boston celebrity I care to hear from is Eliza Dushku. ;)
 
Is it me, or are people not getting the joke?
 
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