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CLICK HERE to Register for a free account and login for a smoother ad-free experience. It's easy, and only takes a few moments.I don't understand what the big deal is with European/English TP. I've never had an issue.
TMI .... that's harsh LOL.The only issue I've had with European toilet paper is in Greece, where you're not allowed to flush it down the toilet. Little trash cans next to every throne...
Great photo shop ... one of the funniest ever.
Unfortunately the custodial department where I works could stand to take a few lessons from the Jets, the experts at wiping ass.Some people spend too much time worrying if their ass is being pampered.
Time to flush it!Sorry guys but this is a pretty ****ty thread.
I spent two weeks in France this past May. Stayed at three different B and B's and two hotels. No sign of a bidet in any of them.
It's a story like this that makes me wish David Letterman hadn't retired. I can't begin to imagine what he would do with it, but I know I'd be chuckling for days. Perhaps a top ten list...
The top ten reasons the Jets brought 350 rolls of toilet paper to London.
Here are a few (some better than others). Feel free to add more:
"We all know what happens when they even think about the Patriots."
"They never could get Sanchez' helmet clean after the butt fumble."
"They won't have the New York Post."
"John Idzik got it in a trade for a #1 Draft Pick and they had to use it for something."
"Woody Johnson thinks they use it to stuff the footballs."
"Roger Goodell told them it would cause a rash and they could blame the Patriots."
The only issue I've had with European toilet paper is in Greece, where you're not allowed to flush it down the toilet. Little trash cans next to every throne...
What they are asking you to do is not flush sanitary napkins down the toilet. Everyone flushes their #2 wipes. But you have to be careful.
Can you get Revis on top of that roll ...
I imagine the last things hotels want to do is clean up after Americans who don't know how to properly use a bidet. I can vouch for the fact that they exist in many private homes on the continent. In the US, it's probably the reverse. Hotels that cater to Europeans have them, but rarely do you see them in homes.
You were most probably in a holiday resort on a Greek island.