I did some research and was able to track down the people who came up with the rankings.
"The Green Bay Packers are clearly number one. Did I tell you I'm an owner of the franchise? They should get bonus points just for that!" Axel VanDreel - cheese truck delivery driver
"Why am I a Washington Redskins fan again? Seriously? When is Dan Snyder going to sell the team? What did I do to deserve this???" Sean Smith - lobbyist
"Where's the team from Brazil? Didn't they beat everyone in last month's football matches? Why can't I select them?" Ernst Ackerman - investment banker
"I think the Patriots should move up to #2 just for winning despite having Al Michaels and Chris Collinsworth announcing the games. This team is much more enjoyable to watch when Dan Roche and Christian Fauria are announcing - I especially love the raps." Mary Mathers - professional Monkees' groupie
"I got tickets to the Denver game last week, and I had this really awesome idea. I brought two signs into the game. One of them was the letter "D" and the other one was a picture of a picket fence. And then I put them together and screamed, 'D-FENCE'. Get it??? 'DEFENSE!' I should patent this idea, I bet I could make a lot of money!" Pedro Santiago - rodeo clown
"Did you see JJ Watt's dance moves in the middle school dance commercial? Inspiration to all middle American families and educators. If that doesn't qualify as top 10 material, I don't know what does." Victoria Portman - Starbucks barista, local PTA chair