***Dingleberry Casino*** Week 14 Betting

[Dingleberry]

There are 6 teams on the bye for Week 14, so a smaller set of games to bet. Since we are the MNF game, I have picked some of the better or more interesting Sunday games for Parlays and Pick1 bets. You will find these betting opportunities for Bills/Jets at 1:00, Bucs/49ers at 4:00, and Dolphins/Chargers at night. The Pick the Score FREE contest will be the 1:00 Bills/Jets game.



At the bottom, I have posted the current rankings as well as the prizes you are playing for at the end of playoff betting. This information was also posted in the Results thread, but some of you may miss it and come right to the betting thread.

@mikey m , where are you? You lost 10% (19k) due to not betting last week. Amazingly, you moved from 15th place to 14th place by not betting and just taking the penalty. Please let us know if you are still in the game. If not, I will confiscate your money and add it to my bank roll to put me ahead of mgcolby.













@mgcolby @ArchAngel007 @venecol @FreeTedWilliams @Hyped @sb1 @Calhoun44 @borisman @pazrul72 @Ford Prefect @neuronet @PatsFanInVa @mikey m @BaconGrundleCandy @Brandon_Cox @PowerRunRevival @Pat the Pats Fan @Chevy @pctronics0072 @1960Pats @Froob

END OF SEASON PRIZES:

* Anyone who finishes with $50k or more in their bank roll will carry over $5k to next year. So you will start with $205k rather than the $200k the newbies will get.
* Those who finish from 10th to 6th place will carry over an additional $10k (in addition to the $5k above).
* 4th place will get an additional $15k
* 3rd place an additional $20k
* 2nd place an additional $25k
* 1st place an additional $30k to go along with the banner, free drinks, and lots of sex.

 

[sb1]

Pats/Cards PPP2 (+400) $10K
Pats score first and win (+150) $10K
Bucs (+3.5) $20K

 

[PatsFanInVa]

PatsfaninVa's truly degenerate smorgasbord of betting (Prior to the individual player bets usually posted later in week. I'll copy this and augment.)

5k Rrrrrraiders to cover the spread (-6)

2k on the Bills to cover the 9.5 spread against the JETE, BUT...
2k on the JETE and the mighty Mike White to win and collect that sweet sweet +350 money line.
Basically a close Bills win would F me.

3k on Bengals to cover the 6 pts
3k on Iggles to cover the 7 pts
10k on the Vikings GETTING 2.5 over the Lions

3k 3 game parlay Bengals, Iggles, Vikings +600

2k Titans to cover 3.5 vs. Jax
2k oh sure wth, I will take the Texans to win outright and that sweet sweet +900 moneyline

2k Buccaneers to beat the 3.5 spread vs. 9ers
5k Dolphins to cover the 3.5 spread against the Chargers
10K on the Patriots to stay alive-ish vs. the Cards, giving away 1.5, because if I were any more of Homer I'd have to write these bets in unrhymed dactylic hexameter, Greek muse of Epic poetry Calliope REPRESENT

Pats Game Props
2k 1st drive of game field goal (+500)

5k Pats/Cards PPP #2 (+400)
D Hopkins 1+ Rec. TD; Mac 250+ Passing Yards; Rham 50+ Rushing Yards

1k Bills JETE SGP #3 (+400)
Bills WIN 1st half
Total 1Q points UNDER 9.5
Total game points UNDER 44.5

Pick 1s +250
5k Pats Pick 1 Total catches, Pats WRs
3k J Waddle + T Sherfield Combined Rec. Yards

 

[Guts]

Dingleberry, give me DA RAIIIIIIIDUUUURS spread for 20K to start

 

[Hyped]

Hyped's Week 14 Dingleberry Casino Bets:

a.) $0 on this "Pick The Correct Score" freebie bet (50K/10K/0K):

Bills 31
Jets 23

b.) $40,000 on this two legged six point teaser (+100):

Raiders EVEN and UNDER 51.5

c.) $5,000 on this six legged dog day parlay (+4000):

Texans +16.5
Giants +13
Jets +9.5
Browns +6
Jaguars +3.5
Ravens +2.5

d.) $3,000 on this Bills/Jets Pick 1 bet (+250):

Josh Allen total rushing yards > Both Corey Davis total receiving yards or Devin Singletary total rushing yards.

e.) $25,000 on this four legged seven point teaser parlay (+200):

Bills -2.5
Browns +13
Ravens +9.5
Giants +14

f.) $15,000 each (45K total) on these two legged six point teaser bets (+100):

Panthers +10.5 and Over 38
Buccaneers +9.5 and Over 33.5
Chiefs -3.5 and Under 49.5

g.) $5,000 on this Bucs/Niners PPP#4 (+500):

CMC 60+ rushing yards, Kittle 1+ receiving TDs, and Brady 250+ passing yards.

h.) $3,000 on this Bucs/Niners Pick 1 bet (+250):

CMC rec+rush yards > Both Aiyuk/Samuel rec yards OR Godwin/Julio Jones rec yards.

IGNORE THE BELOW:
Starting bankroll: 340.5K
a.) $0
b.) ($40K) PENDING
c.) ($5K) PENDING
d.) ($3K) PENDING
e.) ($25K) PENDING
f.) ($15K) PENDING ($15K) PENDING ($15K) PENDING
g.) ($5K) PENDING
h.) ($3K) PENDING
Available bankroll (going into week 14's SNF): 214.5K
Season Prop Bets Made:
Five separate 20K bets(+100):
01.) 20K on Patriots over 8.5 wins
02.) 20K on Mac Jones over 3.9505K passing yards
03.) 20K on Mac Jones over 26.5 TD passes
04.) 20K on Stevenson over 16.5 receptions
05.) 20K on Jakobi Meyers over 2.5 Rec TDs
As Of Week 13: #1 Pending, #2 Likely Lost, #3 Likely Lost, #4 Won 20K, and #5 Won 20K = 40K
Three 5K bets:
01.) 5K on the Patriots winning the AFCE (+500)
02.) 5K on Christian McCaffery being the comeback player of the year (+900)
03.) 5K on the Patriots winning the AFC (+2000)
As Of Week 13: #1 Likely Lost, #2 Pending, and #3 Likely Lost = 0K

 

[Dingleberry]

***For the Record***

If there is a tie in the Pick1 betting, there will be a (+100) payoff. This did come up last week.

 

[mgcolby]

25k
Raiders -6

 

[PatsFanInVa]

PatsfaninVa's truly degenerate smorgasbord of betting (Prior to the individual player bets usually posted later in week. I'll copy this and augment.)

5k Rrrrrraiders to cover the spread (-6)

2k on the Bills to cover the 9.5 spread against the JETE, BUT...
2k on the JETE and the mighty Mike White to win and collect that sweet sweet +350 money line.
Basically a close Bills win would F me.

3k on Bengals to cover the 6 pts
3k on Iggles to cover the 7 pts
10k on the Vikings GETTING 2.5 over the Lions

3k 3 game parlay Bengals, Iggles, Vikings +600

2k Titans to cover 3.5 vs. Jax
2k oh sure wth, I will take the Texans to win outright and that sweet sweet +900 moneyline

2k Buccaneers to beat the 3.5 spread vs. 9ers
5k Dolphins to cover the 3.5 spread against the Chargers
10K on the Patriots to stay alive-ish vs. the Cards, giving away 1.5, because if I were any more of Homer I'd have to write these bets in unrhymed dactylic hexameter, Greek muse of Epic poetry Calliope REPRESENT

Pats Game Props
2k 1st drive of game field goal (+500)

5k Pats/Cards PPP #2 (+400)
D Hopkins 1+ Rec. TD; Mac 250+ Passing Yards; Rham 50+ Rushing Yards

1k Bills JETE SGP #3 (+400)
Bills WIN 1st half
Total 1Q points UNDER 9.5
Total game points UNDER 44.5

Pick 1s +250
5k Pats Pick 1 Total catches, Pats WRs
3k J Waddle + T Sherfield Combined Rec. Yards

Also in the freebie:

Bills 35
JETE 24

 

[BaconGrundleCandy]

Bills 17
Jets 24

6 PT Tease for 5K
Rams + 13/Over 39.5

 

[mgcolby]

Nice to know you're alive and doing fine Mr. Dingleberry. I was concerned you contracted one of the great threats against humanity and died because of such infliction. I am glad the government displaced mercy on you! Us degenerates are better for it.

Now a band named Tesla demands you make a sign sir! And a band named The five man electrical band want reparations for the five man acoustical band album but more importantly the song Signs.

I say a mil for all in reparations sir!


Or is that royalties...I'm ****ing confused it's 2022. It's a free for all...hey wait was that Ted?

Edit: And for all that oppose....Well...

Mr Mckagan

Sorry had to include GnR somehow

 

[Dingleberry]

Nice to know you're alive and doing fine Mr. Dingleberry. I was concerned you contracted one of the great threats against humanity and died because of such infliction. I am glad the government displaced mercy on you! Us degenerates are better for it.

Now a band named Tesla demands you make a sign sir! And a band named The five man electrical band want reparations for the five man acoustical band album but more importantly the song Signs.

I say a mil for all in reparations sir!


Or is that royalties...I'm ****ing confused it's 2022. It's a free for all...hey wait was that Ted?

I am still sick as shyt, but real bored laying in bed. Too dizzy to stand up.

That Tesla album was "Five Man Acoustical Jam" though. They were actually really good live. Saw them a few times.

You want a sign? Sign says long haired freaky people need not apply... But that's been said before.

Here's a sign from a true Dingleberry...

 

[mgcolby]

Take a bite from the degenerates here. Who hated josh but reeaaaly wants him back? Like a hot dog to the sexiest milf. I figure here we'll get an honest answer. Years about how bad Josh sucks....then Matt. Um yep...reddit has a sub called kids are f' stupid. Well when the kids grow up not knowing it understanding the become what? I will have to search if there is a sub for adults are stupid!

 

[mgcolby]

I am still sick as shyt, but real bored laying in bed. Too dizzy to stand up.

That Tesla album was "Five Man Acoustical Jam" though. They were actually really good live. Saw them a few times.

You want a sign? Sign says long haired freaky people need not apply... But that's been said before.

Here's a sign from a true Dingleberry...


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To be fare that's a thing now. I worked the **** out of a paperboy job to earn that album.

Damn it man I take a lot of pride in music and fudged that. Thanks for the correction.

Since Napster I have become an illiterate to so many bands. I used to know the album/tape/cd position/side or track number of hundreds of songs. Now, I say Alexa. Had to look up, a ****ing album from ac/dc the other night to remember what album you touch to much was on. Seriously...(disclaimer: I was drunk) but no excuses sir. ****ing unacceptable and I took a day off. Pennants are well deserved...and will be served in private...by my wife!

Good day Dingles!

 

[1960Pats]

Please give me 10K on a 2 bet tease for Raiders and over.
My score pick is Bills 27 Jets 17.
Thanks

 

[1960Pats]

Please give me 10K on a 2 bet tease for Raiders and UNDER.
My score pick is Bills 27 Jets 17.
Thanks

I'm sorry, I meant to take the under at 51.5 in my teaser.

 

[Dingleberry]

6 point teaser (+100) $20k
- Raiders (E)
- UNDER 51.5

 

[venecol]

6 PT Teaser: $5k
Rams / Rams Under

 

[PatsFanInVa]

Your ****ty casino calls it a house win when the spread is exactly right, right?

 

[PatsFanInVa]

holy crap, forget that question. Let Baker bake!

 

[Calhoun44]

Freebie
Bills 27 Jets 17

6 Point Teasers
Bengals (E) and Eagles (-1) $15K
Vikings (+8.5) and Under (58.5) $15K
Titans (+2.5) and Texans (+22.5) $15K
Steelers (+3.5) and Over (31) $15K
Chiefs (-3.5) and Under (49.5) $15K
Seahawks (+1.5) and Dolphins ((+2.5) $15K
Jets (+15.5) and Bucs (+9.5) $15K

Against the Spread
Bengals (-6) $5K
Seahawks (-4.5) $5K

5 Team Parlay (+2000) $2K
Bengals (-6)
Lions (-2.5)
Titans (-3.5)
Steelers (-2.5)
Seahawks (-4.5)