DE Chris Long signs one-year contract with Patriots

[Kdo5]

I have a good feeling about Long. Obviously I don't think he alone makes up for the loss of Chandler but if he is healthy we should be fine. I really like this signing. Our defense is solid even without 95. Definitely can be improved upon still this offseason but I think we will be in pretty good shape. It's just a matter of the offense staying healthy.

 

[Ross12]

This made me crack up:

 

[Kontradiction]

This made me crack up:

Very funny, but he needs to step it up. I was up on the treadmill at 4:30 AM and hitting the weights by 5:00. Chris Long, come at me, bro.

 

[Kontradiction]

It also looks like he did that as kind of a dig at JJ Watt. Now his Twitter followers are roasting Watt. One of them said Long needs to post a video of some box jumps to prove how dedicated he is.

 

[Ross12]

It also looks like he did that as kind of a dig at JJ Watt. Now his Twitter followers are roasting Watt. One of them said Long needs to post a video of some box jumps to prove how dedicated he is.

Dunno if it was at Watt in particular but I see players and just people in general always tweeting at like 7 or 8 am "Rise & Grind!!" or some crap like that, bragging that they somehow, some way, managed to get out of bed at a reasonable hour.

 

[Kontradiction]

Dunno if it was at Watt in particular but I see players and just people in general always tweeting at like 7 or 8 am "Rise & Grind!!" or some crap like that, bragging that they somehow, some way, managed to get out of bed at a reasonable hour.

I don't get it either. Same with posting pics of food or checking in at the gym on Facebook. Cool. I could care less that you're at the gym. The two things on social media that I hate the most, in this order are:

1. New mothers.

2. Couples that feel the need to broadcast how much they "love one another".

Number one is an automatic unfollow or unfriend for me. A new mother will almost always shove pictures by the dozens per day of her snot-faced little baby (most of the time it's hideous too) down their friends throats for months and maybe even years on end until they top out at age two. If it's someone that I knew from high school or something that I haven't seen in a decade, they get unfriended. It's usually preemptive too. I will usually do it right when they look like they're about to pop. Here's a solution to any of you about to have a kid: people, in general, don't give a **** about your baby. They don't care to watch it grow up. Start a private page on Facebook entitled "The Life of [Insert Baby's Name Here]", and invite your friends who actually care to come follow it. Post pictures there of little Jayden James Smithwick's first steps, snot running down his face, food time, bed time, etc. Your close friends and family will love it while the rest of your Facebook "friends" aren't inundated with this crap.

Number two is just a joke. In my experience, couples that post statuses of how much they love each other and how great their significant other is usually tend to break up. Reason is because they're overcompensating for something. Maybe she caught him getting it on with a girl on a cruise he was on with his "squad" or vice versa. Either way, it makes me sick. To people that do this: nobody gives a piece of goose **** that your relationship is on the rocks and you have to find ways to save face in public. Just let it go. You two are like the 8th graders that are making out on the pirate ship, gravitron, and zipper rides and in the corners of a fair. You want to spice things up and maybe take the obvious pressure out of things? Choke one another. Get kinky. But your relationship is none of our business so please stop making it our business and shut the **** up or you're getting the axe from me. And don't try to friend me again, because you're getting declined and probably blocked.

/rant

That was actually really cathartic. I feel like I need a cigarette now.

 

[DSting]

I don't get it either. Same with posting pics of food or checking in at the gym on Facebook. Cool. I could care less that you're at the gym. The two things on social media that I hate the most, in this order are:

1. New mothers.

2. Couples that feel the need to broadcast how much they "love one another".

Number one is an automatic unfollow or unfriend for me. A new mother will almost always shove pictures by the dozens per day of her snot-faced little baby (most of the time it's hideous too) down their friends throats for months and maybe even years on end until they top out at age two. If it's someone that I knew from high school or something that I haven't seen in a decade, they get unfriended. It's usually preemptive too. I will usually do it right when they look like they're about to pop. Here's a solution to any of you about to have a kid: people, in general, don't give a **** about your baby. They don't care to watch it grow up. Start a private page on Facebook entitled "The Life of [Insert Baby's Name Here]", and invite your friends who actually care to come follow it. Post pictures there of little Jayden James Smithwick's first steps, snot running down his face, food time, bed time, etc. Your close friends and family will love it while the rest of your Facebook "friends" aren't inundated with this crap.

Number two is just a joke. In my experience, couples that post statuses of how much they love each other and how great their significant other is usually tend to break up. Reason is because they're overcompensating for something. Maybe she caught him getting it on with a girl on a cruise he was on with his "squad" or vice versa. Either way, it makes me sick. To people that do this: nobody gives a piece of goose **** that your relationship is on the rocks and you have to find ways to save face in public. Just let it go. You two are like the 8th graders that are making out on the pirate ship, gravitron, and zipper rides and in the corners of a fair. You want to spice things up and maybe take the obvious pressure out of things? Choke one another. Get kinky. But your relationship is none of our business so please stop making it our business and shut the **** up or you're getting the axe from me. And don't try to friend me again, because you're getting declined and probably blocked.

/rant

That was actually really cathartic. I feel like I need a cigarette now.

Epic rant. Must say, I agree with every word.

 

[Ivan]

Very funny, but he needs to step it up. I was up on the treadmill at 4:30 AM and hitting the weights by 5:00. Chris Long, come at me, bro.

That's nothing, Aaron Dobson was up by 9:00 a.m. and had posted his horoscope and a selfie of his newest sneakers by 9:20

In your face JJ Watt

 

[ViperGTS]

Choke one another. Get kinky.

Better be careful, Uncle Rodger is gonna get excited.

 

[Kontradiction]

Epic rant. Must say, I agree with every word.

Thanks. It's something that I've needed to get off my chest for a while now, but I don't rant about things I see on Facebook on Facebook. People who do that deserve a lobotomy too.

That's nothing, Aaron Dobson was up by 9:00 a.m. and had posted his horoscope and a selfie of his newest sneakers by 9:20

In your face JJ Watt

Good to see Dobson has his priorities aligned well considering his career trajectory currently seems to be swirling around the ****ter bowl.

 

[Kontradiction]

Better be careful, Uncle Rodger is gonna get excited.

Roger is usually the one that's choking Bobby.

 

[Ross12]

I don't get it either. Same with posting pics of food or checking in at the gym on Facebook. Cool. I could care less that you're at the gym. The two things on social media that I hate the most, in this order are:

1. New mothers.

2. Couples that feel the need to broadcast how much they "love one another".

Number one is an automatic unfollow or unfriend for me. A new mother will almost always shove pictures by the dozens per day of her snot-faced little baby (most of the time it's hideous too) down their friends throats for months and maybe even years on end until they top out at age two. If it's someone that I knew from high school or something that I haven't seen in a decade, they get unfriended. It's usually preemptive too. I will usually do it right when they look like they're about to pop. Here's a solution to any of you about to have a kid: people, in general, don't give a **** about your baby. They don't care to watch it grow up. Start a private page on Facebook entitled "The Life of [Insert Baby's Name Here]", and invite your friends who actually care to come follow it. Post pictures there of little Jayden James Smithwick's first steps, snot running down his face, food time, bed time, etc. Your close friends and family will love it while the rest of your Facebook "friends" aren't inundated with this crap.

Number two is just a joke. In my experience, couples that post statuses of how much they love each other and how great their significant other is usually tend to break up. Reason is because they're overcompensating for something. Maybe she caught him getting it on with a girl on a cruise he was on with his "squad" or vice versa. Either way, it makes me sick. To people that do this: nobody gives a piece of goose **** that your relationship is on the rocks and you have to find ways to save face in public. Just let it go. You two are like the 8th graders that are making out on the pirate ship, gravitron, and zipper rides and in the corners of a fair. You want to spice things up and maybe take the obvious pressure out of things? Choke one another. Get kinky. But your relationship is none of our business so please stop making it our business and shut the **** up or you're getting the axe from me. And don't try to friend me again, because you're getting declined and probably blocked.

/rant

That was actually really cathartic. I feel like I need a cigarette now.

Got it. "F*** everyone", then.

 

[Kontradiction]

Got it. "F*** everyone", then.

Pretty much.

 

[Ivan]

Thanks. It's something that I've needed to get off my chest for a while now, but I don't rant about things I see on Facebook on Facebook. People who do that deserve a lobotomy too.



Good to see Dobson has his priorities aligned well considering his career trajectory currently seems to be swirling around the ****ter bowl.

He's On Fire

 

[WaterfallJumper]

I don't get it either. Same with posting pics of food or checking in at the gym on Facebook. Cool. I could care less that you're at the gym. The two things on social media that I hate the most, in this order are:

1. New mothers.

2. Couples that feel the need to broadcast how much they "love one another".

Number one is an automatic unfollow or unfriend for me. A new mother will almost always shove pictures by the dozens per day of her snot-faced little baby (most of the time it's hideous too) down their friends throats for months and maybe even years on end until they top out at age two. If it's someone that I knew from high school or something that I haven't seen in a decade, they get unfriended. It's usually preemptive too. I will usually do it right when they look like they're about to pop. Here's a solution to any of you about to have a kid: people, in general, don't give a **** about your baby. They don't care to watch it grow up. Start a private page on Facebook entitled "The Life of [Insert Baby's Name Here]", and invite your friends who actually care to come follow it. Post pictures there of little Jayden James Smithwick's first steps, snot running down his face, food time, bed time, etc. Your close friends and family will love it while the rest of your Facebook "friends" aren't inundated with this crap.

That was actually really cathartic. I feel like I need a cigarette now.

Haha. As a new parent, I totally relate. I think I changed my profile picture the day my son was born to include a picture of me holding him, and that's it. My wife has a few pictures up, but they're all of family events or holidays, and not "funny" pictures just because it's our kid. Many of our friends have non-stop daily barrage, and I just can't stand it.

Anyway. Good rant.

 

[jah]

I don't get it either. Same with posting pics of food or checking in at the gym on Facebook. Cool. I could care less that you're at the gym. The two things on social media that I hate the most, in this order are:

1. New mothers.

2. Couples that feel the need to broadcast how much they "love one another".

Number one is an automatic unfollow or unfriend for me. A new mother will almost always shove pictures by the dozens per day of her snot-faced little baby (most of the time it's hideous too) down their friends throats for months and maybe even years on end until they top out at age two. If it's someone that I knew from high school or something that I haven't seen in a decade, they get unfriended. It's usually preemptive too. I will usually do it right when they look like they're about to pop. Here's a solution to any of you about to have a kid: people, in general, don't give a **** about your baby. They don't care to watch it grow up. Start a private page on Facebook entitled "The Life of [Insert Baby's Name Here]", and invite your friends who actually care to come follow it. Post pictures there of little Jayden James Smithwick's first steps, snot running down his face, food time, bed time, etc. Your close friends and family will love it while the rest of your Facebook "friends" aren't inundated with this crap.

Number two is just a joke. In my experience, couples that post statuses of how much they love each other and how great their significant other is usually tend to break up. Reason is because they're overcompensating for something. Maybe she caught him getting it on with a girl on a cruise he was on with his "squad" or vice versa. Either way, it makes me sick. To people that do this: nobody gives a piece of goose **** that your relationship is on the rocks and you have to find ways to save face in public. Just let it go. You two are like the 8th graders that are making out on the pirate ship, gravitron, and zipper rides and in the corners of a fair. You want to spice things up and maybe take the obvious pressure out of things? Choke one another. Get kinky. But your relationship is none of our business so please stop making it our business and shut the **** up or you're getting the axe from me. And don't try to friend me again, because you're getting declined and probably blocked.

/rant

That was actually really cathartic. I feel like I need a cigarette now.

I'd argue you aren't really (in terms of social norms) allowed to post about anything on Facebook anymore. People who utilize status messages nowadays in my circles come off as pretty corny. I have no idea why this is, but I moved to Twitter anyway because it's much more acceptable to just spout out your own ******** into the void.

 

[Ross12]

Haha. As a new parent, I totally relate. I think I changed my profile picture the day my son was born to include a picture of me holding him, and that's it. My wife has a few pictures up, but they're all of family events or holidays, and not "funny" pictures just because it's our kid. Many of our friends have non-stop daily barrage, and I just can't stand it.

Anyway. Good rant.

So you can't stand it, but what we all need to know is, do you or don't you care? That's really the deciding factor.

 

[JMC00]

Dunno if it was at Watt in particular but I see players and just people in general always tweeting at like 7 or 8 am "Rise & Grind!!" or some crap like that, bragging that they somehow, some way, managed to get out of bed at a reasonable hour.

 

[Ross12]

I'm looking forward to Long, Edelman, Gronkowksi, Brady and Bennett joining forces and becoming an unstoppable Social Media Force!

 

[WaterfallJumper]

So you can't stand it, but what we all need to know is, do you or don't you care? That's really the deciding factor.

I don't really care. We get it; your kid is special to you. My kid is special to me, too -- I just don't think he's special to everyone, which is totally fine.