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Curran: Somehow it's easiest to be amused than outraged by Deflategate 2.0
Tom Curran said:John Mara’s people stuck a pressure gauge into two footballs that wound up on their sideline. Then they tattled on Art Rooney’s team.
At which point, Mr. Mara, Mr. Rooney and their very expensive marionette Roger Goodell, figuratively took all personnel involved into a side room and gently explained,
“YOU [EXPLETIVE] IDIOTS THINK ANYONE GIVES A CRAP ABOUT PSI? NOBODY CARES ABOUT PSI! DEFLATEGATE WASN’T ABOUT AIR PRESSURE IT WAS ABOUT STRINGING THE PATRIOTS UP AND BEATING THEIR SORRY CARCASS UNTIL THEY LEARNED A [EXPLETIVE] LESSON ABOUT RESPECT AND WHO REALLY BUTTERS THE BREAD IN THIS LEAGUE AND FOUND OUT THAT ITS NOT SOME MISERABLE HOODED GNOME, A DIMPLE-CHINNED PRETTY BOY OR A CAMERA-HUMPING OWNER WHO JUST SHOWED UP IN 1994. IT’S US!!!!”
Then they emerged from the side room, smoothed their lapels and said it was all a misunderstanding.
Curran: Somehow it's easiest to be amused than outraged by Deflategate 2.0