Bill's Girl
Rotational Player and Threatening Starter's Job
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CLICK HERE to Register for a free account and login for a smoother ad-free experience. It's easy, and only takes a few moments.He was always such a good boy growing up, laughing and taking the lampshades off to wear. We never thought playing doctor with the girls and house pets was more then childish fun, but a cruel darkside surfaced when we found Pat Patriot in indelible ink on little Susie Butterworth's bottom. The poor cats running through the alleys with "I only eat Dolphin" banners tied to their tails. It was a very stressful time, some of my neighbors even started wearing Red Sox logos around their necks to ward off evil! I'm not surprised at all to find he's been caught defacing a Jets' helmet outside that horrible thing in Foxborough! So sad.PATSNUTme said:Thanks.
I was hoping that no one would notice. When you reach milestones, you stop and reflect and ask, "what the hell happened to me".
Counseling sessions start next week.
Box_O_Rocks said:He was always such a good boy growing up, laughing and taking the lampshades off to wear. We never thought playing doctor with the girls and house pets was more then childish fun, but a cruel darkside surfaced when we found Pat Patriot in indelible ink on little Susie Butterworth's bottom. The poor cats running through the alleys with "I only eat Dolphin" banners tied to their tails. It was a very stressful time, some of my neighbors even started wearing Red Sox logos around their necks to ward off evil! I'm not surprised at all to find he's been caught defacing a Jets' helmet outside that horrible thing in Foxborough! So sad.
It is very brave of you to come forward with some more of the gruesome details of his hidden little rituals.Bill's Girl said:Not to mention his talking Raymond Berry doll hidden under the mattress with faint traces of lipstick......
Seems pretty tame compared to your own track record eh?T-ShirtDynasty said:Congrats, Nut... but quite honestly, I'm a little creeped out about what we're hearing here.
PATSummerallofthe80s said:I'd like to take some of the credit for this milestone. I trolled him into counteracting at least 25 of those posts.
Congratulations NUT but you are still 2,000 plus away from catching Ty Cobb and Pete Rose.
Box_O_Rocks said:He was always such a good boy growing up, laughing and taking the lampshades off to wear. We never thought playing doctor with the girls and house pets was more then childish fun, but a cruel darkside surfaced when we found Pat Patriot in indelible ink on little Susie Butterworth's bottom. The poor cats running through the alleys with "I only eat Dolphin" banners tied to their tails. It was a very stressful time, some of my neighbors even started wearing Red Sox logos around their necks to ward off evil! I'm not surprised at all to find he's been caught defacing a Jets' helmet outside that horrible thing in Foxborough! So sad.
PATSNUTme said:OK, who in my family have you people been talking to?
Bill's Girl said:HA!! Now that the Colts are eliminated from the playoffs, can you change the logo on that creepy ref's had to a Pony????
PATSNUTme said:Someone else asked me to change it to a Bronco's logo. Maybe the one by my sig could be changed. I still want to keep the one of teh Colts as my avatar.
I'll check with my Graphics department. In fact, if it could be changed, I'll offer it to everyone on the board who wants to post it by their sig as a reminder how we got really screwed on a couple of calls.
Good idea?
Bill's Girl said:No, he creeps me out!!! Nightmare on Elm Street creepy!
Bill's Girl said:Not to mention his talking Raymond Berry doll hidden under the mattress with faint traces of lipstick......
Bill's Girl said:HA!! Now that the Colts are eliminated from the playoffs, can you change the logo on that creepy ref's had to a Pony????