Caption this: "Mixed martial football"

[ctpatsfan77]

 

[Peachhead]

"I'm gonna take this right foot, and I'm gonna whop you on that side of your face and you wanna know something? There's not a damn thing you're gonna be able to do about it."

/Legend of Billy Jack

 

[nabwong]

"Ok. Now pull my finger."

 

[WinstonSmith]

If it wasn't for your Y chromosome I would be suspended at least a year for this.

 

[Patsattax]

No d%#*!@t! I said sweep the leg, SWEEP THE LEG!

 

[TBR]

"Bet you can't do this without tipping over"

Sorry Vince

 

[skspikex2]

 

[RelocatedPatFan]

I used to knock Jon around with this type of move.

 

[obgod3]

"Sweep the leg Johnny"!

 

[jays52]

Big boned Jones

 

[Haley]

d%#*!@t Bones, this again? Where the hell is Chandler...

 

[doesntmatter1]

"Stop blocking it. This move seemed to connect on Rex much easier for some reason."

 

[Avenger]