I was ready to go, had everything on, and was just trying to get something out of my shoe.
Checking in because I saw a clip where Lou Merloni and Borges suggest Brady's story might be a cover story -- bringing up the Irving Fryar incident.
I am surprised no one mentioned this. Borges asks how a right handed person cuts their right thumb with scissors. Reasonable question if you did not hear TB12 describe the incident. He says that he was getting something off his show. Since he was dressed and ready to go, I assume this is something he stepped in rather than a tag. You might logically be holding a scissors open with thumb or fingers against one cutting edge while poking with the other. Or he may have been holding his foot/shoe in the right hand while poking with the left. This would make sense if it were a right shoe already on his foot. Also, TB12 is known to be ambidextrous, so it would not surprise me if he had left handed kids and would use the first scissors he found.
Does everything have to end in -gate in the Boston Sports Media?