Someone had to do it eventually. Sung to the tune of "Boney Maroney". "The Pats got a back named Boney Maroney. He's a sliperry as a slice of abalone. Opposing defenders look on in fright, as runs so fast he disappears from site. He runs left. He cuts right. And Corey takes it up the middle with all of his might. And number 39 looks real tight." I know it's kind of lame but maybe someone else can add to it or improve on it. And if you don't know the song "Boney Maroney", then you need to get yourself some Johnny Winter for your record collection. I suggest "LIVE". It has a good version of "Boney Maroney" and a real killer version of "Highway 61 Revisited."