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Here is a rundown of the owners/coaches who were most involved in framing our QB, Tom Brady, and keeping him off the playing field. It seems that the "football gods" have spoken, and they have gotten their blood, taking their revenge on the quarterbacks of the evildoers themselves. Who would have thought that framing/smearing a great legend and calling for his suspension would have karmic consequences at this level?
Indianapolis Colts
Jim Irsay (typical a-hole self), Ryan Grigson (the main culprit), Bob Kravitz (the hack reporter)
QB Situation: Andrew Luck possibly out for season, has missed lots of time with shoulder, kidney problems.
Record: 6-8
Baltimore Ravens
John Harbaugh (confirmed to be a key framer), Steve Bisciotti (rumored to be in Goodell's ear)
QB Situation: Joe Flacco out for season with torn ACL/MCL.
Record: 4-10
Dallas Cowboys
Jerry Jones (self-righteous idiot publically opines that Brady should be suspended, especially against his own team)
QB Situation: Tony Romo out for season with twice broken clavicle.
Record: 4-10
Houston Texans
Bob McNair (dipsh1t extradonnaire blasts Brady, admits he didn't read Wells Report, praises Goodell)
QB Situation: Multiple quarterback injuries, including Brian Hoyer, TJ Yates...down to 4th string QB.
Record: 7-7
Cleveland Browns
Mike Pettine (meathead Mike Tice redux says he doesn't like "cheater" Brady)
QB Situation: Piled up QB injuries for Josh McCown, moron party boy embarrasses coaching staff.
Record: 3-11
Indianapolis Colts
Jim Irsay (typical a-hole self), Ryan Grigson (the main culprit), Bob Kravitz (the hack reporter)
QB Situation: Andrew Luck possibly out for season, has missed lots of time with shoulder, kidney problems.
Record: 6-8
Baltimore Ravens
John Harbaugh (confirmed to be a key framer), Steve Bisciotti (rumored to be in Goodell's ear)
QB Situation: Joe Flacco out for season with torn ACL/MCL.
Record: 4-10
Dallas Cowboys
Jerry Jones (self-righteous idiot publically opines that Brady should be suspended, especially against his own team)
QB Situation: Tony Romo out for season with twice broken clavicle.
Record: 4-10
Houston Texans
Bob McNair (dipsh1t extradonnaire blasts Brady, admits he didn't read Wells Report, praises Goodell)
QB Situation: Multiple quarterback injuries, including Brian Hoyer, TJ Yates...down to 4th string QB.
Record: 7-7
Cleveland Browns
Mike Pettine (meathead Mike Tice redux says he doesn't like "cheater" Brady)
QB Situation: Piled up QB injuries for Josh McCown, moron party boy embarrasses coaching staff.
Record: 3-11