Colts fan has nervous breakdown over Patriots trading for Bennett (Warning: Language)

This Colts Fan Having A Nervous Breakdown After The Patriots Acquired Martellus Bennett Is Internet Gold

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. This is great, the guy is practically crying.

Womp womp... feels good to be a patriots fan

That video was really funny (and I have to say the guy made some sense). I just hope they don't give him Grigson's job, he has shown more sense in this video than Grigson has during his tenure as GM.

Gonna be hilarious when the dolts draft another WR in the 1st round.

Gold, Jerry...gold...

Bradyking12 said:

Womp womp... feels good to be a patriots fan

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LOVE IT!

But they traded him to the WRONG F****** TEAM!!!
A team the Colts just can't seem to beat!

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Bradyking12 said:

Womp womp... feels good to be a patriots fan

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Yep!

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Tom Brady is gonna use that toy... like he's never used a toy before.

It got a little weird in the middle.

Ross12 said:

Tom Brady is gonna use that toy... like he's never used a toy before.

It got a little weird in the middle.

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It took until the middle to get weird for you? I thought it was downright creepy from the beginning. Dude needs a life.

My buddy, who is a Green Bay Packer fan, basically reacted the same way (with much fewer F bombs). He thinks Chicago deliberately traded him out of the division and into the other conference so the Packers wouldn't get their hands on him. According to him, the Packers are always picking off talent from within their division.

I still cant believe we got this guy for almost nothing...

fair catch fryar said:

It took until the middle to get weird for you? I thought it was downright creepy from the beginning. Dude needs a life.

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LOL, but in all seriousness, sometimes it's good to do an accounting of what our priorities and values are, and then what they ought to be.

I wish I could join the Bennett hype train, but I've been familiar with him in name only. Seems like I've been missing a lot of the obvious everyone else who watched football has picked up on - that this guy is some kind of good-to-elite talent.

Is he a "free renter" or does he pay for the space that the Patriots take up in his brain???

Ross12 said:

Tom Brady is gonna use that toy... like he's never used a toy before.

It got a little weird in the middle.

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That thing that looked like a beard was more weird...

102 Pat said:

That thing that looked like a beard was more weird...

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he looks like an indy football jihadi with that thing.

In the text below the video:
"Jim Irsay can change every rule in the book but it won’t be enough to stop the Pats."

Funny to see a Colts fan that is self aware

That is one whiny terrorist. (j/k)

This Dolts fan symbolizes everything that is wrong with them. Instead of trying to or wanting to improve their own crappy team, they are mad because another team (ONE NOT EVEN IN THEIR OWN DAMN DIVISION!!!) traded a good player to a team they hate and that has owned them for the better part of 15 years (longer if you go back a ways).

Hey, dips***, your team should stop signing old tree stumps like Andre Johnson and Frank Gore and try to actually get better for once. That is until your owner gets off the good stuff.

A couple of NEP draft winners and this guy might go over the edge.

I can definitely see why he only mentions the Bennett addition. The rest would just be too much to process.