DIKEMBE SUPER BOWL PREVIEW PART I: SEAHAWK PLAYER

Hahahahaha Kam the Chancellor and Earl the Squirrel. 10/10

VJCPatriot said:

Dikembe, please comment on Seahawks player Jeremy Lane who said that Gronk was 'not that good'!
http://blog.seattlepi.com/football/...y-lane-patriots-rob-gronkowski-not-that-good/

Just FYI Jeremy Lane is listed at 6' 190. Our Gronk is listed at 6'6 265.

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You know what they say, When everything (Gronk) is coming at you, you're in the wrong Lane.

Dikembe, thanks so much for your enlightening and detailed assessment. I identified four essential aspects of this analysis that I feel we all must consider as game time approaches. I hope that Patfanken might expound on these points later this week:

dikembe said:

(1) RICARDO SHERMANIA: IS ALSO SLOW AND HAS STUPID HAIRCUT

(2) MARSWAG LYNCH: FORCE RUSS INTO AUDIBLE AND MARSWAG WILL NOT LISTEN, CREATING TURNOVER

(3) RUSS WILSON: HE LIKE TRAVELING GNOME

(4) KAM THE CHANCELLOR: CANNOT THROW FOOTBALL.

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Dikembe do you think Sherman's unnaturally tiny arms will be a factor? They look like the biceps of a female fitness model.

DIKEMBE! DUDE! YOU NAIL THE HIT! MUCH GOOD IN YOUR WRITINGS. I LIKE VERY MUCH. BEST FRIEND BORAT IS HERE TO HELP ME IN OWN WRITINGS. HE LIKE SEX TOO. HE WANT TO KNOW, IS SUPER BOWL PLACE TO HACVE GOOD SEXY TIME?

Brilliant! Looking forward to part II!

PP2 said:

Brilliant! Looking forward to part II!

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IT WILL BE OUT SOON