I'm just busting your balls and trying to make you chuckle,
@Ross12.
I still think you should consider the screen name change to "Harper's Muff," though.
Funny story, semi-related.
So in addition to lurking these message boards all the time like a creep, I also play a lot of Halo. Been a big fan since the original game back on the first Xbox (was the reason I bought one back in like, 2002 or 2003), and so naturally I play a lot of Halo 5 currently. I'm in a "company" (which is just another name for a guild) called Spartan Dads, which is comprised of Halo players who all have kids. We are pretty much all dads but there's a couple moms (we try to be inclusive, ya know?)
So anyway, I was playing a couple weeks back and saw a group of guys in my company were on playing together and I thought about joining them, but I was working on a specific task and didn't wanna bog them down with my stupid thing so I just kept going solo. The next day, I was in the company forum's chatroom and saw that same group of guys I saw the prior day were talking in there about having played with an NFL player that day. I jumped in and said "Oh that's pretty cool", they immediately said "Oh, Ross, you're a Pats fan aren't you? He was a member of the Patriots."
Naturally I was pretty excited and obviously a little jealous that I missed out on the chance to play with a Patriot. They said they randomly got linked up with him and were just talking in the lobby after a couple games about what they did and he said he was a football player. I was really excited to find out who it was. Could it have been Gronk? Jules? Maybe Jamie, or High?
"He said his name was Chris Harper. Never heard of him. I asked him how could we be sure he was telling the truth? He said 'come on, you probably remember me, I was the guy who muffed the punt in the Denver game'."
What a weird f***ing coincidence. If I had just joined in with them when I had the chance I would've been playing with freakin' Chris Harper. What a story
that would've been.